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Being a first responder can be a shitty job
Posted on 4/23/22 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 4/23/22 at 9:45 pm
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Woman who fell in Mt. Walker vault toilet while trying to retrieve phone rescued
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Firefighters rescued a woman who had tumbled into a Mt. Walker vault toilet while attempting to fish her lost cellphone out from the waste on Tuesday afternoon. Brinnon Fire Department Chief Tim Manly said the woman, who was at the top of Mt. Walker, had been using her phone and had dropped it down into the vault. After she disassembled the toilet seat, she used dog leashes to try to retrieve the phone and eventually used the leashes to tie herself off as she reached for it, he said. That effort failed and she fell, horrifyingly, into the vault, headfirst. "They didn't work very well and in she went," Manly said.
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The woman was washed down and “was strongly encouraged to seek medical attention after being exposed to human waste, but she only wanted to leave,” the department said. “This was pretty unique," Manly said of the incident. "I’ve been doing this for 40 years and that was a first.”
kitsapsun
Let it be a lesson for all OTers reading while taking care of business.
Posted on 4/23/22 at 9:47 pm to Cymry Teigr
Well yeah, its not like they get called when good shite happens.
Posted on 4/23/22 at 9:52 pm to Cymry Teigr
Is vault toilet some weird shite for outhouse?
Posted on 4/23/22 at 10:25 pm to Cymry Teigr
Knock, knock, knock... Damn lady did ya fall in or something.
Posted on 4/23/22 at 10:25 pm to Cymry Teigr
I once had a flip phone I carried on a belt clip deal. I was on the shitter at work, finished, wiped, stood up, pulled up my pants, and at the same time I reached to flush. Whelp......the phone jumped off the clip falling right into the already flushing toilet (one of those high powered jobs that flush with a whoosh). Down it went before I could even register what had happened was. It went right down that damn thing and didn't even check up.
I came out of the bathroom and told this old guy I worked with what happened. He said, "Good thing you didn't go in to save it." I said, "Why is that?" He responded, "Because you talk enough shite as it is."
True story, even the old guy burn.
I came out of the bathroom and told this old guy I worked with what happened. He said, "Good thing you didn't go in to save it." I said, "Why is that?" He responded, "Because you talk enough shite as it is."
True story, even the old guy burn.
Posted on 4/23/22 at 10:35 pm to Cymry Teigr
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Firefighters rescued a woman who had tumbled into a Mt. Walker vault toilet while attempting to fish her lost cellphone out from the waste on Tuesday afternoon.
If your phone falls in a vat of liquified fecal matter, you should immediately put it in a ziploc bag filled with dirty rice. #lifehacks
Posted on 4/24/22 at 1:59 am to Vamos Brandonos
My great grandparents in central Florida had a vaulted septic tank at their house.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 2:08 am to Cymry Teigr
If she would have known how to tie proper knots she wouldn’t have fell in.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 4:06 am to Requiem For A Dawg
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Wtf is a vault toilet?
It’s where you go to the bathroom if you get stuck in a vault whilst trying to rob it.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 4:31 am to Requiem For A Dawg
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Wtf is a vault toilet?
Just looked it up and it's basically an outhouse with the toilet being over a large bin or "vault"...she was in a giant box of shite!
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 4:32 am
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:16 am to Cymry Teigr
I once was able to ride with the EMTs on a random Tuesday night in North Baton Rouge. 12 hours of drug overdoses, attempted robberies, gang fights and older people on their way out. All on a Tuesday.
I don’t know how those people do it for what they make.
I don’t know how those people do it for what they make.
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 5:24 am
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:47 am to Cymry Teigr
Didn’t open link, but she was obviously shitfaced.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:41 am to Cymry Teigr
Sounds like she had some incriminating pics and videos on that phone. Digitals genitals is chitty idea.
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