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re: Beauty Caroline Ellison sentenced to 2 years in prison, ordered to forfeit $11 billion

Posted on 9/24/24 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5905 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 11:16 pm to
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And if I took a candy bar from Circle K I would get 20 + at Angola with no chance of parole.



Subtle white privileged brag!!!
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5905 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 11:20 pm to
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Diddy and crypto fraudster SBF are sharing a dorm-style room in a Brooklyn jail



Note to self: If you are rich enough you get a dorm style room in jail, if not it’s genpop!!!

So a sick frick like Diddler, and a jewfro dweeb like this probably live as good or better in jail, than I did my entire time in college…..

I can only imagine the diddler parties this guy is in for!!!
This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 11:24 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25740 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 12:19 am to
She was on an episode of Arthur YouTube
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36755 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 12:52 am to
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Interesting she got any time

I don’t typically engage in this sort of mother tongue, but I can’t help but ask you, are you blind to the vulgarity of her appearance? It was certain that she was going to do some hard labor from the moment she was introduced into this cruel world.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39650 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 5:52 am to
Overuse of exclamation points is a felony, baw.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3141 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 5:59 am to
She is really unattractive in my opinion, yikes.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39279 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 6:01 am to
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Only person I’ve ever seen who looked better in the courtroom sketch

Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7022 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 6:09 am to


Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
10797 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 6:58 am to

Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89076 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:04 am to
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She'll start an onlyfans when she gets out and some old men will get her back to a few billion.


There seems to be a market for everything. I guess Gollum porn isn’t off the table.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5732 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:04 am to
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that's a face that could clear a hamas tunnel.


Jesus
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20318 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:06 am to
I’d go to white collar jail for 2 years for $1 billion. shite, $100m. Is she going to be worth at least that after forfeiture?
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:20 am to
An OT 10 if there ever was one.



Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65806 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:22 am to
She looks like a young Mitch McConnell
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477187 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:24 am to
I remember when I was ASSURED that SBF would never go to jail and Ellison was a CIA-connected banking mole. I guess the judge was not given the memo by the intel agencies and banking elite.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76323 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:31 am to
strange how the naturally beautiful celebs are turning themselves into clowns. And this chick has $11B and can't get a little work done?
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
969 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:32 am to
Does the chipmunk have an onlyfans? Asking for a friend
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6058 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:35 am to
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Interesting she got any time. I read an article quoting white collar lawyers in that area who thought she would get no time. DOJ prosecutors called her cooperation extraordinary and the bankruptcy trustee is going to be able to pay most money back to creditors because of the appreciation of the crypto assets


Gotta get that 5K from the Gov't... IYKYK...
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182502 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:42 am to
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Only person I’ve ever seen who looked better in the courtroom sketch


I guess you missed this one from the SBF trial


Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:44 am to
quote:

I remember when I was ASSURED that SBF would never go to jail and Ellison was a CIA-connected banking mole.


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