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re: Bear breaks into Florida family's screen porch, drinks three White Claws

Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:32 pm to
My dad never believed me when I said a bear broke in and drank all his beer.
Posted by yccsmf
Member since Apr 2013
567 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:40 pm to
At least he only took the bear necessities.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:42 pm to
Before you know it ol Bawr is going to have a puka shell necklace and some crocs.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25687 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:49 pm to
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drinks three White Claws

Better guest than my cousin. That bastard drinks them all when he comes over
This post was edited on 9/5/23 at 3:34 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39591 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:56 pm to
Ain't no law when you're drinkin' the Claw.



Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 3:18 pm to
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Gulf Breeze

My mom lived there for 5 years in the 90's. Just across the street from the bay. Nice area.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36317 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 5:27 pm to
Was it us again, Yogi?
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
9265 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:29 pm to
These jokes are unbearable.
Posted by Frogonmytoe
Member since Jun 2023
330 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:32 pm to
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Someone needs to start a GoFundme to give that bear a prosthetic leg and help him get his diabetes under control before he loses another leg.


The bear obviously needs an intervention and a stint in rehab
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22469 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:47 pm to
you got that right, padnuuuuuuh.
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
12320 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:56 pm to
Heard about someone dressing up as a bear a few days ago. This isn’t the one? I don’t really watch the news. But a bear isn’t opening doors and then opening fridges and drinking white claws and leaving. Now, if Bear was there for some Porridge, I may believe the story!
This post was edited on 9/5/23 at 8:57 pm
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2959 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Trashy arse bear
Always Florida with the crazy...
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39153 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 9:51 pm to
Ain’t no laws when you’re bear clawin white claws
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