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Barbie dolls, candy, children's clothing, lube, frozen cucumbers, duct tape, rope

Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:48 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33747 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:48 am
Just the usual stuff we all carry around along with some meth....

This fricking guy...wow.

Housotn Chronicle article

quote:

Charles Ransier had an abnormal history with vegetables, according to authorities. A Comal County jury sentenced the 56-year-old New Braunfels man to life in prison Wednesday on charges of drug possession and tampering with evidence after a Texas state trooper found him sitting in his truck with melted candle wax on his bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers with him.

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On Nov. 10, 2012, a Comal County deputy found him naked inside his truck. Ransier admitted to the deputy he had been engaged in a "deviant sex act involving a squash," according to the district attorney's office. RELATED: BCSO: Inmate attempted escape by climbing into jail ceiling On March 9, 2014, a "concerned citizen" notified a state trooper of a suspicious pickup truck at the nearby baseball fields. The trooper found Ransier engaging in a deviant sex act with a vegetable "wearing nothing but women's stockings." State prosecutors disclosed such incidents to the jury, as well as other evidence from court records of Ransier's nine previous felony convictions. One such conviction involved the death of a reserve sergeant with the Arizona State Troopers and father of twins. Ransier was found to be high on meth when he crashed into the trooper and killed him. The jury took less than an hour to sentence Ransier to life in prison on the charge of tampering with evidence connected to the March 23, 2015, incident. He was also sentenced to 20 years in prison on the meth possession charge and fined $10,000.



Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26233 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:48 am to
This seems vaguely familiar.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:49 am to
He looks German.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56200 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:51 am to
Are we not supposed to look down on people for their PERFECTLY LEGAL private sexual practices?

Did I wake up today in Nazy Germany?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62166 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:52 am to


Sorry for partying.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:53 am to
hobo Ben Affleck
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3619 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:53 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105190 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:57 am to
Old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6163 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:20 am to
This guy is out of control. He didn't learn the first time.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:56 am to
Damn shame when a fella can't even get away for a "Man's Weekend" without Johnny Law interfering.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

OP


Posted by ShootingsBricks4Life
Member since May 2017
2601 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Ransier admitted to the deputy he had been engaged in a "deviant sex act involving a squash,"


-Sincerely the Guy on the Couch
Posted by Friar Tuck
Planet Earth
Member since Nov 2016
691 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:06 am to
As opposed to a normal sexual act with a squash?

You can't make up crap this funny. Folks be weird.
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