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Bama woman makes cracklin with the face of Larondrick Macklin

Posted on 8/6/19 at 7:57 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 7:57 pm
She delivered a little...



Grease and desist



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Police in Alabama say a man suffered burns across his face after he broke into a woman's house with a gun and she defended herself with a pot of hot grease.

According to a statement from the Decatur Police Department, police responded to a call of a domestic dispute last Thursday and discovered Larondrick Macklin, 31, with burns on his face. He was taken to the hospital.

A detective discovered Macklin was the "primary aggressor in the altercation," according to a police statement. According to police, Macklin "entered the victim’s house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease."




I bet he thought he was pretty slick.

Don’t bring a gun to a grease fight.

Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:00 pm to
Unrelated, but did you see they are coming out with a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark movie? Those illustrations used to creep me out as a kid and I remember you talking about them as well.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

cracklin with the face of Larondrick Macklin

No lie I had to read this 3 times
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:01 pm to
Excellent thread title fr33
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:01 pm to
I loved those illustrations. So scary

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:01 pm to
That’s that baw what does those How Bama Fans Watched This Week videos.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:03 pm to
Deep fried justice
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:03 pm to
People be crazy.

Can’t we oil just get along?
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:06 pm to
Don’t underestimate a battered woman
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:12 pm to
I don't know about all that. I hope the DA takes a really close look at this.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:16 pm to
Is that all from the grease or did he have the Michael Jackson disease?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:21 pm to
"Ni%%a! I'll burn the black off you!"
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

That’s that baw what does those How Bama Fans Watched This Week videos.


Exactly!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Excellent thread title fr33


Sometimes headlines write themselves
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Larondrick
Dang, had I had another male child, that was my first choice in names.

Coulda been my son!

Kinda makes you think.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 10:47 pm to
Id rather get shot
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:48 am to
quote:

Id rather get shot


Maybe not in the face, but yeah, if it ain’t gonna kill me that would be a lot less painful to heal.

That, or don’t rob people
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