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re: Bad asses of the ot, tell me about your fist fight experiences

Posted on 3/7/19 at 7:57 pm to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23081 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 7:57 pm to
First fight I got into was with a black dude named Lorenzo. There was a pipeline right of way that divided a row of houses, on one side was a drainage ditch. This dude was in the ditch splashing around and I jokingly kicked some water on him. He got mad and wanted to fight. I wore his arse out he charged me with his head down, I caught him with a cross to the temple, ended up with his head between my legs and I lit him up with body shots to the ribs.

Posted by Cjscore
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2016
598 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 7:59 pm to
Got knocked out by a Cadillac. Other than that nothing real exciting.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194504 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:00 pm to
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Never been in a fight

pussy
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:07 pm to
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Hi, I’m Bela.



I thought was had a thing? You dropping me for Clean?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23715 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:07 pm to
Backyard football with some neighborhood kids. I was maybe 10 or 11. Another guy out there was like 3 years older and was just destroying folks. He was really kicking our asses and he slung me down with a little extra on it one time. I get up and rush him. Got maybe 2 punches in and one connected with the top of his head and I thought I broke my hand.

He whipped my arse pretty good after he realized I was seriously trying to fight him . Oh well, I won some later in life. Lost some more too. That's life, I guess.

And I haven't been in another fight since freshman year of college because, well, fighting is trashy and I've grown up.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24079 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:17 pm to
Between HS and junior high - 4 fights. Each the other guy swung first, I ducked and came back up with straight right. 2-3 teeth knocked out and few bloodied noses. All lasted one punch cause none of us were real fighters, I think I was just more athletic.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:19 pm to
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I thought was had a thing? You dropping me for Clean?


You had your chance and you ran off to another country.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27580 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:21 pm to
One time this guy down voted me so I met him at sonic and broke his voter

Then smashed his mom for good measure
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12314 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:24 pm to
Middle school and some fat kid was picking on my friend. I told him let’s take it to the bathroom. I backed up against the wall and when he threw his first punch I ducked and he punched the cinderblock wall. As he yelled in pain I ran out the bathroom laughing.
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:36 pm to
As an adult, I have only been in 1 fight and it was a fricking all out brawl. We were playing in a softball tournament and our team was from out of town. It was a double elimination tourny. So there was like 2 or 3 teams in the tourny that were from that same town and apparently they knew each other. We just beat one team and was playing the next team, and the losing team was still hanging out watching our game (they game was right after ours).

Well we got a guy on our team who is a hot head and likes to fight and his brother was playing too but he isn't as aggressive but will fight for sure. So this hothead rounded 2nd base and completely ran over the SS (We already got into some screaming matches earlier in the game) and then ran back to 2nd base. The SS gets up and spears into our guy at 2nd. From there both benches clear. I was one of the last ones to come out of the dugout and just run towards my friend and then this bigger dude turns around to me and we get a 1v1. He instantly throws his fists up and I throw a right hand and hit him in the jaw. I remember him saying "oh hell naw", then he swung at me and I ducked under it, shot in for the double leg (used to wrestle), picked him and slammed him down. He kinda had me in a headlock once down but I slipped my head out and my buddy comes in and breaks it up. Also that team that was watching in the stands rushed the field and our team was outnumbered at least 2-1. I remember people jumping over the outfield fence to rush the field. The cops came out there and luckily no one got arrested and both teams were just kicked out of the tournament. In the end, I think I was the only one on our team who had a 1v1 fight as it seemed like everyone else had 2-3 guys fighting them.

It felt pretty good knowing that I could handle myself but in hindsight so many things could have went wrong in an all out brawl like that. Sucker punches are no joke. I try not to get in a fight but everything happened so fast I just was going on instincts and adrenaline.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27580 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:38 pm to
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Called my sister to tell her that her old man was laying in my driveway leaking. Only fight I’ve been in for the last 20 years


How was Thanksgiving ?
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5915 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:41 pm to
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This dude was throwing cocktail peanuts at me. I told him to stop. He didnt,and I found out it was because his ex was all up on me. After he didn't stop, I went over and asked if he had a problem. He said yes, and I guess regrets it now.

To the OT:

Don't try and be a hard arse when you're not. There are actual hard asses that you might accidentally pick a fight with once, and it'll end up bad for you. Look at a baws hands before you start bucking up.



Either way, his ex freaked out and went home with him and his buddies drug him to the Accord completely unconscious. I got hit zero times....and I like getting hit. That's the difference between internet tough guys and IRL tough guys



You lying little turd. We know you stole this from reddit
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9491 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:43 pm to
Too many little dumbass fights for me to name. Most of them could have been solved without going as far as they did, but drunk high schoolers tend to act like idiots. I thought I was a little MMA badass back then. Went rounds with a couple guys that called me on my shite and weren’t scared of me.
Posted by Westworld
SEC Country
Member since Mar 2018
643 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:14 pm to
Got hit by a dump truck a few years ago. Truck was in the shop for 3 weeks.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:19 pm to
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You are 47?


I am. Hey, I like to laugh and such here. No reghurts.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:24 pm to
I went to school with a kid who everyone knew that his dad was high up in the mafia. Some kid who knew karate was trying to fight him and the son of the mafia boss told him “you can’t chop bullets”. That was the end of that.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37514 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:27 pm to
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We got up and became buddies after that.
This is how me and my best friend first became buddies. I was 12. Don't even remember what started it but I was taking karate at the time and attempted some sort of dumbass front kick. He countered with a jab and broke my nose. We got to talking while we were waiting to see the principal, found out we both liked Guns N Roses, and that was that.

I had a ton of 'schoolyard scuffles' but only one fight after I turned 18 (bar fight).
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:34 pm to
Last one I had was about 6 years ago at a bar. Young kid started shite with me. I decided I would teach his punk arse a lesson. I walked up straight to him and smoked him square in the jaw. He commenced to fricking my world up. This kid who was smaller than me, skull drug me and I actually think he pretend humped me while I was down. FML. I know the dude and he doesn’t even do martial arts or work out. He made me his bitch in front of lots of people. Being drunk doesn’t get my rep an excuse.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19120 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:35 pm to
Nah, he stole it from 2015
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:35 pm to
Got a tooth knocked defending my mother's honor, I was 5
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