re: Bachelor Nation: 70% of Men Aged 20-34 Are Not Married

Exactly WTF do you know about being married???

i know that you should treat others the way you want to be treated...

I just lean forward until my head hits the cabinet over my toilet.

bruh, just sit down to pee and rub the sleep out of your eyes like the rest of civilization

I'd rather my mushroom not touch the inside side wall of the commode.


Only sit and piss in the mornings when wet noodled

I never sit to pee. As a matter of fact, I believe that was the beginning of an argument with my ex that led to my divorce. I took the position that no gat dang alpha male in the history of civilization has sat down to pee, and I wasn't gonna be her bitch.

She complained that there was pee on the floor when I miss-aimed.

Heard from her again... #ignored

i think if people humbled themselves a little bit they would see that most of what is being posted in here...
yes, while it might be partially accurate... that at the end of the day-
you just should treat others the way you would want them to treat you.

if that can go both ways equally, then neither person feels like they are giving up too much of themselves nor will they feel resentment towards their so when trying to make minor improvements, etc.
i'm not advocating you marry a hell's angel and expect him to be a flipping minister a year into marriage.
i'm saying just be open to suggestions, willing to listen and actually hear what their needs are, and see how much of that is in your capacity and appropriately modify. any real human knows that growth and change inside a person doesn't happen overnight.
i would never ask someone to change... but modify a habit...
you can guaranfrickingtee i'm going to probably ask that of you.
i can guarantee, too, that i'll be modifying some of my odd quirks or flaws, as well.

Bringing all this logic and shite in here

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I'm installing one of these when I build a house

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Bruh, I don't ever want to be around one of those things unless I'm forced to. frick those toilets/sinks.

I was talking to my buddy the other day about taking shits in jail. He was wondering how you stop from stinking everything up. To my dismay, I told him how to put a wet towel over your lap. Had to take a step back and laugh at myself at that point. I can't wash clothes, but I know how to hide poo smell on a jail toilet