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re: Bachelor Nation: 70% of Men Aged 20-34 Are Not Married
Posted on 3/10/15 at 2:54 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 3/10/15 at 2:54 pm to Count Chocula
that movie, man... 
i was sleeping with a circle of stuffed animals around me and basically only using the bathroom when ABSOLUTELY necessary.
i wouldn't go into a kitchen for a long time alone after jurassic park. velociraptors? oh, hell no.
maybe that's why i hate cooking and want the toilet seat be down.
i was sleeping with a circle of stuffed animals around me and basically only using the bathroom when ABSOLUTELY necessary.
i wouldn't go into a kitchen for a long time alone after jurassic park. velociraptors? oh, hell no.
maybe that's why i hate cooking and want the toilet seat be down.
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Posted on 3/10/15 at 2:56 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:
i wouldn't go into a kitchen for a long time alone after jurassic park. velociraptors? oh, hell no.
When I was a kid, I had routine nightmares of waking up in the middle of the night having to poo only for a T-Rex to come break through the wall and eat me. the second I sat down on the toilet
Posted on 3/10/15 at 2:57 pm to rocket31
26 (27 next month) and been dating the same girl for 4.5 years
not married and not in a rush either
both of my parents are twice divorced. frick that noise
not married and not in a rush either
both of my parents are twice divorced. frick that noise
Posted on 3/10/15 at 2:58 pm to cas4t
quote:
26 (27 next month) and been dating the same girl for 4.5 years
not married and not in a rush either
Well aren't you just today's Tom Sawyer.
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 3/10/15 at 2:59 pm to cas4t
As long as your gf is okay with just being a gf for an indefinite amount of time.... Many women would already be considering other options if their SO wasn't wanting to commit to marriage after 4 years.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:01 pm to jvilletiger25
quote:
I would recommend staying away from the ladies for a while. When I find a hottie and she is good in bed, I'm definitely going back for seconds
Either that or ease up on the porn.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:03 pm to kingbob
i had a vivid imagination. i can relate.
so now we've come to the understanding that you all should put your toilet lids down, because your lady friend might get eaten by the blob, freddy krueger, a tremor's worm-snake, or t-rex.
so now we've come to the understanding that you all should put your toilet lids down, because your lady friend might get eaten by the blob, freddy krueger, a tremor's worm-snake, or t-rex.
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:10 pm to LSUgirl4
can't end the thread on 3 pages of guys relaxing their rhetoric to be flirty with you and then publicly emasculate them by agreeing to put toilet seats down. the bachelor nation won't stand for this.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:14 pm to link
well how about a compromise...
we can assign one toilet the man's toilet..
and all others can be for public use (lid's down).
the man's toilet lid doesn't even have to be attached. you can hang it above the toilet on the wall for all i care.
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:14 pm to link
I ripped the toilet seat off.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:14 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:no you don't dislike cooking
maybe that's why i hate cooking
quote:yes you do LIKE the toilet seat down
want the toilet seat be down.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:16 pm to wadewilson
quote:I'm installing one of these when I build a house
I ripped the toilet seat off.
And one of these troughs
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:18 pm to cas4t
quote:
not married and not in a rush either
both of my parents are twice divorced. frick that noise
Exactly.
If people come from a family not riddled by divorce, of course they're going to prioritize getting married and view it in a mostly positive light.
However young men today are increasingly products of divorced households. Of course there's going to be more men today that aren't marrying quickly. We've seen the ugly side of marriage/divorce and aren't willing to jump in willy nilly.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:20 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
want the toilet seat be down.
yes you do LIKE the toilet seat down
fine. i'll play like boys do...
the mortgage is mine. this house is mine. this toilet... it's mine.
so if you could just pretty please put MY fricking lid down... thanks!
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:21 pm to Goldrush25
quote:My parents are still together and me and both of my brothers (ranging 28-35) are not only not married. Neither is even in a monogamous relationship at the moment.
If people come from a family not riddled by divorce, of course they're going to prioritize getting married and view it in a mostly positive light.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:24 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:deal, but only if the man's toilet is in the most conveniently located bathroom in the house. when we host a party, it's the one guests will naturally go to, and it'll be the one i will naturally send them to. why wouldn't i? after all, there's a toilet seat on the fricking wall. that's cool. if it means that much to you, it's up to you to intervene and send our guests to a different bathroom.
we can assign one toilet the man's toilet..
and all others can be of public use (lid's down).
that's a pretty good deal. i'm glad we could agree on that.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:26 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:
well how about a compromise...
we can assign one toilet the man's toilet..
and all others can be for public use (lid's down).
the man's toilet lid doesn't even have to be attached. you can hang it above the toilet on the wall for all i care.
How about the man's toilet not be a toilet at all, but a urinal instead. Best of both worlds for everyone. Just put a urinal in right off of the man cave and let him go to town. No more geometry problems at 3:00am when he wakes up with a boner.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:27 pm to LSUgirl4
I grew up around all men (my poor mom) so it took time but i'm now respectful and keep my own lid down now.
It also helps when you are super hungover in the morning and take that rare sitting piss. (beta)
It also helps when you are super hungover in the morning and take that rare sitting piss. (beta)
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:27 pm to link
then i'm decorating with those flashing bright vegas arrows pointing them to the girly, clean toilet.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 3:29 pm to link
i always squat to pee because i have to tuck my perpetual raging cock boner under the seat so i dont squirt myself in the chin
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