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B/R list of Chuck Norris jokes, legit
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:57 am
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:57 am
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i know it's nothing new but this shat is always funny
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
i know it's nothing new but this shat is always funny
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:58 am to ZeekFreak
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:00 pm to ZeekFreak
Thought this had to be a Gnome thread
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:01 pm to ZeekFreak
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:26 pm to ZeekFreak
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a highly venomous cobra. After 5 days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:43 pm to ZeekFreak
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:46 pm to ZeekFreak
Chuck Norris can beat the black off a shadow.
If chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn’t get wet, water gets chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink
If chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn’t get wet, water gets chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:53 pm to ZeekFreak
Chuck Norris's hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:56 pm to fr33manator
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Chuck Norris can beat the black off a shadow.
Hey now. Lets keep it non-racist for once around here.
(nvr said by Chuck Norris. Hey-o)
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:58 pm to ZeekFreak
My first thought "Hello 2008"
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August 2, 2008
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:26 pm to ZeekFreak
Dick Cheney shot his best friend in his face and his friend apologized. Dick Cheney is Chuck Norris.
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