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re: Astronomers hope to receive alien reply today after message beamed into space 40 years ago

Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:29 am to
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
14514 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:29 am to
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Scientists are prepared to wait longer if no answers are found today,


Really? As opposed to slurping some poisoned applesauce and climbing into their bunks with their new Nike shoes?

I’m hearing they may have gotten a response though.. it’s pictures of a six legged beetle looking thing attacking a Japanese man in a drawing with queen’s “we will rock you” in the background.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39809 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:32 am to
The message was really an early Craigslist ad looking for alien prostitutes.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 8:35 am
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8057 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:34 am to
Oh no... pic 10 only has two genders... libs gonna lib on that one.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 9:10 am
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
21958 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:36 am to
That kid waving is a young OweO
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
39176 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:37 am to
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It’s the earliest possible moment we could receive a response based on the speed/time calculation.


Sometimes takes me a couple of days to call someone back
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4339 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:42 am to
Response recieved: "Send boob pics".
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:45 am to
quote:

message from space has been received back.

Who dis? You up?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41399 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:57 am to
"Send more Chuck Berry"
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51427 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 8:57 am to
Pictograph 11 is an illustration of two adults and two children, ALL NAKED.

This is child pornography and the Astronomer who sent this illustration should be Arresed for Distribution and Possession of Child Pornography.

Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
6842 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:08 am to
I'm from Earth and not sure what the first four frames are?
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 9:13 am
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
18624 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:09 am to
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You didn't know all aliens speak Japanese?


Unless they are evil and then they speak with a Cockney (British) accent like in all the spacey sci fi movies/tv.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17666 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:10 am to
Aliens be like “LOL they still use radio waves to communicate. Send back a phallus.”
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22041 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:13 am to
I’m an idiot- but how would we expect a response in 40 years from a system 16.7m light years away?
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4072 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:15 am to
Something tells me they're going to be horribly disappointed
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
130909 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Astronomers hope to receive alien reply today
"Earthlings, this is your last chance to buy an extended warranty for your vehicles."
Posted by JustDooIt
Steeelwood
Member since Jun 2006
884 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 9:20 am to
"If the phone still ain't ringing, I assume it still ain't you"
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
8282 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 10:34 am to
quote:

scanning the sky for a reply


Hope that reply isn't some sort of weapon that destroys us.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4830 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 11:11 am to
quote:

I'm from Earth and not sure what the first four frames are?
Looks like a hand-sketched screenshot of Space Invaders. Just in case they get any ideas.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60883 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 11:15 am to
I for one can't wait to evolve into....*looks at pictures*....toast?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
130909 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Astronomers hope to receive alien reply today
"Epstein didn't kill himself!"
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