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re: Asking for advice on half-attractive old women
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:33 pm to Pledge
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:33 pm to Pledge
You have to keep in mind that your chances are better than average when you are talking about women who are swimming at a Days Inn, that means they have low standards.It also means you will likely get an STD. Don't get in the pool, they probably have something chlorine can't kill.
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:34 pm to dukke v
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1st of all you need to GROW UP... You are a PUNK looking for older SNATCH cause YOU can't find any your own age.... YOU are pathetic..................
Looks like PEEEJ is all pissed that younguns are trying to steal the only chances he has of ever getting laid again.
If you're old, and broke as shite, aka PEEEJ, the only thing you have to look forward to is your own hand; and if you're lucky, an occasional fling with the other hand.
This post was edited on 5/29/16 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:37 pm to dukke v
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1st of all you need to GROW UP... You are a PUNK looking for older SNATCH cause YOU can't find any your own age.... YOU are pathetic..................
You need to show them how its done.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:41 pm to Pledge
Ask them out for a nice game of bingo and dinner at Cracker Barrel.
This post was edited on 5/29/16 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 5/29/16 at 7:15 pm to Sebastian
frick we didn't get any. Old fat women wouldn't give it up. Got offended when I asked if they wanted to go to Steak 'n Shake.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 7:15 pm to Pledge
Me, Bad Medicine, and our friends were unsuccessful in smashing but we were able to get some inside information on Chico and the cheerleaders.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 7:36 pm to Pledge
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Asking for advice on half-attractive old women by Pledge
Depends which half is attractive
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:11 pm to Bad Medicine
Find out what room they are in and leave a jar of spooj at the door
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:16 pm to Bad Medicine
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frick we didn't get any. Old fat women wouldn't give it up. Got offended when I asked if they wanted to go to Steak 'n Shake.
So its safe to assume you cant get laid at all right? All you had to do was go over to them, strike up a conversation, don't say stupid shite, just kind of flirt around and you probably would have had a good chance, but asking them some stupid shite like "yall want go to Steak n Shake" they probably thought yall were immature and thought yall were annoying.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:21 pm to Pledge
Break the ice by asking them if they have any Werthers in their purses.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:27 pm to RockAndRollDetective
We are currently trying to pick up babes at the bowling alley. Babes everywhere. Will update.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 10:58 pm to Pledge
Thank god I never had to ask for advice on how to pick up women.
Guess some of us are just born with game.
Guess some of us are just born with game.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:11 pm to Pledge
Tell them Fox News is showing a Trump rally and you've got a big screen in your room.
Make America look like 1947 again!
Make America look like 1947 again!
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:25 pm to Bad Medicine
Update: no girls were picked up but I just ordered a 7 patty burger from Steak 'n Shake
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:25 pm to Bad Medicine
Will update with pics
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:27 pm to Pledge
Beer and red wine would have helped your cause
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:30 pm to Pledge
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Will update with pics
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:43 pm to Bad Medicine
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:51 pm to Pledge
Posted on 5/29/16 at 11:52 pm to Pledge
Props to OP for pics.
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