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re: Ask a guy who's pregnant wife is going into the hospital for intense contractions anything
Posted on 11/16/17 at 6:50 pm to X123F45
Posted on 11/16/17 at 6:50 pm to X123F45
I witnessed this very thing while on my OB rotation in residency. For guy was devastated to say the least. There was no doubt that the kid was black.
What trash would do that to their husband and not come clean before going through with the delivery with him standing there supporting her? I don't think he had any idea.
What trash would do that to their husband and not come clean before going through with the delivery with him standing there supporting her? I don't think he had any idea.
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Posted on 11/16/17 at 7:05 pm to 3morereps
Theodore Gunnar sounds good.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 7:16 pm to 3morereps
Fun fact: if you watch the monitor, you can sometimes tell a contraction is comming before she feels it. You can mess with her pretty good.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 7:16 pm to 3morereps
You should’ve PIIHB and this wouldn’t be happening right now
Posted on 11/16/17 at 7:16 pm to 3morereps
Have you scheduled the paternity test yet?
Posted on 11/16/17 at 7:18 pm to 3morereps
I drove down a street looking at Christmas lights on our night nearly 11 years ago.
It still comes up frequently
Bitches get crazy but until they are 3-4 minutes apart who cares
It still comes up frequently
Bitches get crazy but until they are 3-4 minutes apart who cares
Posted on 11/16/17 at 8:27 pm to 3morereps
Pics of wife’s vag...I mean of wife.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 8:29 pm to 3morereps
Subtle childbirth brag.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 8:36 pm to 3morereps
Has your wife ever eaten fish caught from the LSU lakes? If not, you should be ok,
Posted on 11/16/17 at 8:43 pm to 3morereps
I haven't read the replies, but at this point you go to the hospital for any reason. My wife didn't feel the kid move enough at your point and we went to the hidpital. The nurses happily put the heart monitor and we stayed for an hour.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:24 pm to 3morereps
LEAVE THE OTHER KID WITH FAMILY. Seriously. We had our older one brought to the hospital about an hour after birth and he was straight up crying the whole time
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:25 pm to V2_Jigsaw
quote:
feed him raisins and wait 6-12 hours.
just spit Taco Bell all over my key board
Posted on 11/16/17 at 11:17 pm to slackster
You should not name him Theodore and call him Teddy.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 7:32 am
Posted on 11/16/17 at 11:26 pm to 3morereps
If the lamaze teacher told you to get in her face and get her to breathe right if she isn't.
Don't.
If you do after you get up off the floor remember this.
Don't.
If you do after you get up off the floor remember this.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:17 am to 3morereps
No idea, hope they just get this party started now and we can go home w the baby soon. Theres nowhere comfortable to sleep here
I hope everything works out well, but your comfort is not a priority. Get the message.
I hope everything works out well, but your comfort is not a priority. Get the message.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 12:40 am
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:28 am to 3morereps
quote:
it's between Teddy, Andrew and Gunnar
Excellent trolling if not serious. If serious, ban yourself for a fortnight and see to your home.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:33 am to OKellsBells
There’s no way we’d let this good fellow name his child Andrew (think of pussy Andy from the office) or Gunnar (just give him a shotgun at birth)
If it absolutely has to be between those three; name him Theodore and call him Teddy. TeddyRo was a straight up BAMF! Most people here know their history but he was a total badass. I’d name my kid after that dude
If it absolutely has to be between those three; name him Theodore and call him Teddy. TeddyRo was a straight up BAMF! Most people here know their history but he was a total badass. I’d name my kid after that dude
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:39 am to TDcline
Teddy could work. Speaks softy, big stick, etc 
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:42 am to TDcline
Gunner is a popular name for dogs.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 12:47 am to OKellsBells
Go with Theodore Calvin...seriously
Great nickname availability...
Ted
Cal
TC
T-Cal
Kid will be "Bossin" in school
Good luck on the delivery
Oh...and you can never spank too soon
Great nickname availability...
Ted
Cal
TC
T-Cal
Kid will be "Bossin" in school
Good luck on the delivery
Oh...and you can never spank too soon
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