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re: Ask a Black Guy a Question

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Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22804 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to
Aside from Turkey necks and catfish, what's the best cut of meat?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49112 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to
would you be up for being interviewed on a TD podcast?
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25728 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to
How can y'all move so fast on the field of play but so damn slow in the grocery store?
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:14 pm to
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How many of these questions have you laughed at?



95%
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:14 pm to
all this talk about frickin fried chicken...i think imma go get me some for dinner tonight. Dark n Spicy!
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to
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is it okay to claim you as my black friend, negating any future racists claims from others?



Yes but you have to upvote every single post I make.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19460 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to
What kind of faucets you got in your house? You probly got american standard huh definitely not Moen

basic
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85720 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to
Yeah, I love me some cantaloupe when it's fresh and sweet. I got hold of some good honeydew melon too. But if I had to choose if I could only eat one forever, it would be watermelon. Especially in the summer, ice cold watermelon has to be the most refreshing fruit there is.

Man, I love eating breakfast when I'm traveling.

Strangely, I NEVER eat it when I'm at home, or even when I go to work.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

How fast can you run?



Depends on the situation.

Dog chasing me fast as frick
Posted by BigVoodoo
Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Jul 2015
1140 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:16 pm to
If my dab is on fleek, am I lit

Why do Black people look at your shoes before they greet you?

Why are you more likely to get engaged in the most recent dance trend than you are to be involved in politics or opening a business?

Why do you get upset when I don’t like a Black celebrity?

Why do you call each other the N-word but get vehemently upset when a White person uses the N-word?

Why do people with light skin look better than people with dark skin?

Why do some Black people say “you’re pretty for a dark-skinned girl”…?

Is there a cut-off time for the whole homophobia thing in the Black community because I’m really looking forward to that?

How does it feel to be an Uncle Tom?
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37118 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:16 pm to
I have trouble saying "ask"
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84303 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:16 pm to


Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85720 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to
Is it actually as uncomfortable as it looks when you're wearing your pants sagging around mid thighs?
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Do you make race jokes while hanging out with white friends?



No they do that. I mean white people are very creative when it comes to race jokes.

Like this one I was told the other day.

Why can't a mexican be a fire fighter?

Because he doesn't know the difference between Jose and Hose b.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Are you a Q-dog?



RQQ, yes
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to
is it true that the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice?
This post was edited on 3/3/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40008 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to
You went full on racist, never go full on racist.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Why can't a mexican be a fire fighter?

Because he doesn't know the difference between Jose and Hose b.



yep stealin this one
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58809 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:19 pm to
Just skimming the first few pages, you may be the 3rd whitest black guy I've ever seen.

Job
Knows dad
Banged my mom
• who's also white
F150 platinum
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10112 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

yep stealin this one


go ahead, we've appropriated everything else.
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