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re: Ask a Black Guy a Question
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Aside from Turkey necks and catfish, what's the best cut of meat?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
would you be up for being interviewed on a TD podcast?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:13 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
How can y'all move so fast on the field of play but so damn slow in the grocery store?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:14 pm to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
How many of these questions have you laughed at?
95%
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:14 pm to SidewalkDawg
all this talk about frickin fried chicken...i think imma go get me some for dinner tonight. Dark n Spicy!
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to NYCAuburn
quote:
is it okay to claim you as my black friend, negating any future racists claims from others?
Yes but you have to upvote every single post I make.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
What kind of faucets you got in your house? You probly got american standard huh
definitely not Moen
basic

basic
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to HempHead
Yeah, I love me some cantaloupe when it's fresh and sweet. I got hold of some good honeydew melon too. But if I had to choose if I could only eat one forever, it would be watermelon. Especially in the summer, ice cold watermelon has to be the most refreshing fruit there is.
Man, I love eating breakfast when I'm traveling.
Strangely, I NEVER eat it when I'm at home, or even when I go to work.
Man, I love eating breakfast when I'm traveling.

Strangely, I NEVER eat it when I'm at home, or even when I go to work.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:15 pm to OweO
quote:
How fast can you run?
Depends on the situation.
Dog chasing me fast as frick
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:16 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
If my dab is on fleek, am I lit
Why do Black people look at your shoes before they greet you?
Why are you more likely to get engaged in the most recent dance trend than you are to be involved in politics or opening a business?
Why do you get upset when I don’t like a Black celebrity?
Why do you call each other the N-word but get vehemently upset when a White person uses the N-word?
Why do people with light skin look better than people with dark skin?
Why do some Black people say “you’re pretty for a dark-skinned girl”…?
Is there a cut-off time for the whole homophobia thing in the Black community because I’m really looking forward to that?
How does it feel to be an Uncle Tom?
Why do Black people look at your shoes before they greet you?
Why are you more likely to get engaged in the most recent dance trend than you are to be involved in politics or opening a business?
Why do you get upset when I don’t like a Black celebrity?
Why do you call each other the N-word but get vehemently upset when a White person uses the N-word?
Why do people with light skin look better than people with dark skin?
Why do some Black people say “you’re pretty for a dark-skinned girl”…?
Is there a cut-off time for the whole homophobia thing in the Black community because I’m really looking forward to that?
How does it feel to be an Uncle Tom?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Is it actually as uncomfortable as it looks when you're wearing your pants sagging around mid thighs?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to Tigeralum2008
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Do you make race jokes while hanging out with white friends?
No they do that. I mean white people are very creative when it comes to race jokes.
Like this one I was told the other day.
Why can't a mexican be a fire fighter?
Because he doesn't know the difference between Jose and Hose b.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to NYCAuburn
quote:
Are you a Q-dog?
RQQ, yes
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
is it true that the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice?
This post was edited on 3/3/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:17 pm to BigVoodoo
You went full on racist, never go full on racist.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:18 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:
Why can't a mexican be a fire fighter?
Because he doesn't know the difference between Jose and Hose b.
yep stealin this one
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:19 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Just skimming the first few pages, you may be the 3rd whitest black guy I've ever seen.
Job
Knows dad
Banged my mom
• who's also white
F150 platinum
Job
Knows dad
Banged my mom
• who's also white
F150 platinum
Posted on 3/3/17 at 3:19 pm to tke857
quote:
yep stealin this one
go ahead, we've appropriated everything else.
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