re: Arse&#39;s female college athlete of the day (nsfw)

Posted by tigerskin

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:46 pm to arseinclarse

She should be on Team USA just because

Posted by soccerfüt

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:48 pm to arseinclarse

Would (&wood) bang like a screen door in this kind of weather:

Posted by Crow Pie

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:11 pm to Redbone

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That is a legit about perfect real female body. Doesn't get much better than that, legit real 9.5

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A 10 but just think how much better she would be at soccer if she didn't have all them titties to carry around

. A "10", while theoretically possible, has never been witness by man on Earth and is as rare as the rarest of elements ..the elusive Unobtainium. However, she is about as close as you may ever hope to find.

Posted by Large Farva

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:30 pm to Crow Pie

Sierra Skye

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Posted by Crow Pie

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:37 pm to Large Farva

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Sierra Skye

Whoa...dam close. IMO..the factor that makes an absolute 10 unobtainable is the SSTOHS* theory.

*Someone, Somewhere is Tired of Her shite theory.

Posted by Large Farva

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:41 pm to Crow Pie

Or the fact that there is at least one thing wrong with every girl. From stank puss, webbed feet, halitosis, bad laugh, lice....there's at least one thing wrong.

Posted by baldona

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:41 pm to Large Farva

Except that sierra has a ton of plastic surgery and got her fame from Instagram. I'd take a top flight D1 athlete with natural body and a Duke level IQ over sierra every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

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Posted by TigerstuckinMS

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:01 pm to baldona

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I'd take a top flight D1 athlete with natural body and a Duke level IQ over sierra every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Uh-oh. Now Peej is going to want to fight you.

Posted by Pepe Lepew

Looney tuned .....

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:48 pm to arseinclarse

Up vote!!!!!

Posted by Tempratt

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:57 pm to arseinclarse

Great lungs.

Posted by Sentrius

Fort Rozz

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:10 pm to arseinclarse

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Hell yeah.

Now that's a chick that can take any dude to pound town and out frick him.

Her abs are ridiculously and strangely sexy.

Posted by Sentrius

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:14 pm to Salamander_Wilson

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Posted by Hangit

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:22 pm to baldona

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I'd take a top flight D1 athlete with natural body and a Duke level IQ over sierra every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Obama? Izzat you?

Reggie Love and whatnot.

Posted by CootKilla

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:41 pm to Hangit

This chick is natural and is a great athlete. If this ain't a 10 then it's definitely impossible. Her only downfall is her family would obliterate you if you did her wrong.

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daughter of Brian & Cheryl Reid … has three brothers, Justin (18), Jake (16) and Jason (13), along with one sister, Madison (13) … her brother, Justin, is a freshman on the Hampden Sydney men’s basketball team ... her father, Brian, wrestled at Ohio State from 1986-90 … her mother, Cheryl, played basketball at Ohio State (1987-91) ... her grandfather, George Reid, wrestled at Purdue (1961-65) and was the head wrestling coach at Georgia (1973-79) … her uncle, Warren Reid, wrestled at Oklahoma (1967-69) and was an assistant coach at Alabama (1975-78) … her uncle, Tom Reid, wrestled at American (1961-62) ... her uncle, John Reid, wrestled at Trenton State (1971-75) … her uncle, Jamie Perozek, played basketball at Mount Vernon Nazarene C

Wrestle,wrestle,wrestle.

I would sure like to nutmeg her with my balls.

Posted by CootKilla

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Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:48 pm to Large Farva

I would bet my left nut Morgan is natural, would you bet on your girl?