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'Armed robber' is beaten up with a sex toy: Cashier grabs 18-inch 'weapon' bashes 'thief'

Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:37 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21112 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:37 am
The "penis" mightier than the sword.

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the moment a sex shop worker chases a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo.
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CCTV footage from a sex store in the city of Novokuznetsk in the Russian region of Kemerovo Oblast on July 24 shows the saleswoman hitting the 'robber' with a dildo.
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The suspect allegedly demanded money from the shop's till but the plucky saleswoman can be seen chasing him off with a large double-ended dildo.
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The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.
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Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:38 am to
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The "penis" mightier than the sword.
/thread. Congrats OP.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32736 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:39 am to
Nobody cares about the plot man just get straight to the action
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46347 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:39 am to
Dude got dick whipped
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103130 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:40 am to
I thought this was going to be about Hatchet Harry beating someone to death with an 18” rubber cock.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37147 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:40 am to
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The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.


Dildo DP… now we are cooking with gas
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80500 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:42 am to
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The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.


Sexist statement is sexist.
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1017 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:42 am to
Never bring a knife to a double-ended dildo fight.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10796 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:42 am to
Things could have gone worse. He could have been knocked unconscious and woke up to all sorts of things in and on his body. It's the wrong store to frick around in
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:43 am to
Found this looking for a dildo fight scene from a movie. Need to make it an "in" gif later

This post was edited on 7/27/21 at 11:46 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21112 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:47 am to
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Dude got dick whipped


Probably never saw that coming.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103130 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:48 am to
Now I have to find that clip from Requiem For A Dream where you have the best arse-to-arse lesbian scene involving a Best Actress winner in Hollywood history.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:49 am to
This could never happen in the US, thugs here have guns…
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:49 am to
World's smallest sex shop.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103130 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:50 am to
I thought most people liked a tight fit.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34938 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:51 am to
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12307 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:54 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21112 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:54 am to
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I thought most people liked a tight fit.


Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11403 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:55 am to
What the robber did was a dick move. What the cashier did was also a dick move.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21112 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:57 am to
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What the cashier did was also a dick move.


Double dick move in her case.
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