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Arky police searching for wanker in front of Kum and Go
Posted on 6/17/15 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 6/17/15 at 1:48 pm
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Arkansas cops are seeking the public’s assistance in identifying a pantsless man who was spotted Thursday afternoon masturbating next to a truck outside, of course, a Kum & Go convenience store.
According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.”
One witness snapped a photo of the man, who “realized he was being watched and quickly left the area.” It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 1:53 pm to arseinclarse
He probably came...then went.
Posted on 6/17/15 at 1:53 pm to arseinclarse
You have to use all these odd terms for jerking it...
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:00 pm to fightin tigers
quote:My grandfather's favorite limerick:
He probably came...then went.
There once was a man from Kent
whose dick was long and bent
it was so much trouble
he folded it double
so when he came he went.
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:01 pm to arseinclarse
veni, vidi, vici
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:02 pm to SouthOfSouth
English is a beautiful language
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:09 pm to arseinclarse
What a whack job
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:20 pm to arseinclarse
quote:Who does this next to a ford. I bet his momma is proud of him.
Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.”
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:33 pm to arseinclarse
So a guy from Mandeville and a guy from Arkansas cum walking into a bar...
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:34 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.
Love how they had to throw that in as though the average person was wondering if he got a nut or not. That's hard hitting journalism right there.
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:36 pm to arseinclarse
Right or left handed, dammit these things make a difference and we need to know
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:36 pm to arseinclarse
I frequent the kum n go quite a bit. Never fapped.
Posted on 6/17/15 at 2:51 pm to arseinclarse
I wonder how one would identify him? Face or pecker or hand?
Posted on 6/17/15 at 3:42 pm to captainahab
Just follow the nut butter tracks
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:00 pm to captainahab
The profile lineup "Ok men, turn left. Thank you. Now right. Thank you. Face straight forward. Great, now place your left hand on your member. Hold. Thanks"
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:03 pm to captainahab
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