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Ark Encounter in Kentucky (mostly not travel-related)

Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:19 am
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7178 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:19 am
Mother-in-law wants to take the kids to the Ark Encounter in Kentucky. I hadn't really ever looked into it, so I checked out photos... apparently they claim that Noah had dinosaurs on board the boat? I...just...can't.

Has anyone here been to this attraction?
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
4751 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:21 am to
Only the dumbest of my family members have gone. One of them has told us it's the end of the world on 3 different occasions

This post was edited on 5/8/23 at 10:34 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56786 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:21 am to
Sir this is a Christian forum. There is proof that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark because we have alligators today
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137005 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:23 am to
quote:

apparently they claim that Noah had dinosaurs on board the boat
Noah be like


Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
54494 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:23 am to
I can’t believe a Christian outfit is perpetuating the dinosaur myth. Liberals have infiltrated Christian institutions.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25421 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:23 am to
Try the politics/mythology board.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:23 am to
Have these people never heard of allegories and metaphors?
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7178 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Sir this is a Christian forum. There is proof that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark because we have alligators today


Thanks, El Gaucho for your contributions lol. I stand corrected, we have tiny lizards, so they are just smaller now than back then.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6706 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:24 am to
O/u of average IQ of the patrons of this attraction:

85

im going under
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15018 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:24 am to
There has to be some elite people watching there.
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6279 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:25 am to
You just cant what? Get over yourself let her take them.
Yes, I went a couple of years ago. Its worth the trip.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Its worth the trip.



Sort of like Disney world?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56786 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:26 am to
Do you know what they call a reptile detective with an affinity for sleeveless outerwear?


An investigator
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14210 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:26 am to
My great aunt went. She said that it's all very scientific.


ETA: this isn't the Babylon Bee. Ark Encounter sues insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains.

This post was edited on 5/8/23 at 9:41 am
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:27 am to
That sounds like the lamest vacation destination I can think of.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56786 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:27 am to
quote:

There has to be some elite people watching there.

Not really


The elites are all satanist pedophiles, they’d never go to a Christian museum
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7178 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:28 am to
quote:

You just cant what? Get over yourself let her take them.
Yes, I went a couple of years ago. Its worth the trip.


Cool. I'll take them to the holocaust wasn't real museum, too, I guess? Just get over myself and all that...evidence.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Do you know what they call a reptile detective with an affinity for sleeveless outerwear?

An investigator


If you freeze dry a gator and add water, what do you get?






Instagator
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123713 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Get over yourself let her take them.


No parent of any worth should take their kids to something like this absolute nonsense.
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1600 posts
Posted on 5/8/23 at 9:34 am to
quote:

That sounds like the lamest vacation destination I can think of.


Did you miss the Sea World thread?
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