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re: are there not any real men left
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:40 pm to L1C4
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:40 pm to L1C4
I’ve used power tools, played football (tackle) with my son, changed my wife’s oil, grilled my own meat, and had whiskey today.
We’re here but we’re busy. I’m willing to answer your questions.
We’re here but we’re busy. I’m willing to answer your questions.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:44 pm to L1C4
If the OT were a person it would be Niles Crane
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:07 pm to L1C4
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
I can do almost all of those... There are still men out there and they don't always advertise their presence but I assure you, you are surrounded by them.
I can do almost all of those... There are still men out there and they don't always advertise their presence but I assure you, you are surrounded by them.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:08 pm to eitek1
Set a trot line? Skin a buck?
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:15 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
Girls are into guys that wear skinny jeans and shirts that are way too tight nowadays. Also guys that style their hair
It sucks because I’m overweight. So I look weird with tight jeans and with my gut I can’t wear tight shirts
I’m also bald so I can’t style my hair
Walt, you truly are one of my favorite people.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:26 pm to L1C4
Well today I dug out a 20 year old basketball goal, sledgehammered the concrete from the old pole, re-dug the hole, mixed 450# of concrete, filled the hole and set the new first pole and leveled it. Then I assembled the backboard to the remaining poles and will wait a few days for the concrete to set before I finish the project.
I'm 40 and white and can't shoot hoops for shite but my nephews will sure love it.
I'm 40 and white and can't shoot hoops for shite but my nephews will sure love it.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:27 pm to HollyWoodCole
quote:
Well today I dug out a 20 year old basketball goal, sledgehammered the concrete from the old pole, re-dug the hole, mixed 450# of concrete, filled the hole and set the new first pole and leveled it. Then I assembled the backboard to the remaining poles and will wait a few days for the concrete to set before I finish the project.
Yeah
My time is too valuable. $150 to a pair of skilled Mexicans gets that job done
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:39 pm to Rouge
I could have easily paid to have it done. That wasn't the point for me in this instance.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:45 pm to L1C4
I shot my pistol today, stole a beer from my old mans house while I was fixing his leaf blower, restrung some fishing reels and I'm about to take a nice young lady out to supper and we might do a little dancing later.
Look no further
Look no further
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:55 pm to HollyWoodCole
quote:were you teaching your nephews how it is done?
could have easily paid to have it done. That wasn't the point for me in this instance.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:58 pm to L1C4
Currently eating a steak after cleaning out the garage and taking a shite.
That makes me a man right?
That makes me a man right?
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 6:13 pm to L1C4
quote:That is sad.
unclog his sink,
quote:With Brawn-O. It has electrolytes. It has want plants need.
another how to water his lawn,
Honestly though, you use water.
quote:Scruffy does this with the GF.
still another going shopping with his wife
quote:Scruffy did not watch.
some talking about watching the royal wedding
Posted on 5/19/18 at 6:14 pm to L1C4
I’m real as frick baw! Been pressure washing all day.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 6:25 pm to Rouge
No. They have a portable goal at their house that their parents paid someone to put together. I'm building this one because I enjoy being physical and manual.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 7:00 pm to eitek1
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
The only two things in that list I haven't did was program a puter and die.
Guess that makes me a man. Then again, I'm old school at 61 when men did for themselves.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 7:08 pm to L1C4
quote:
another how to water his lawn
Probably about the best time, not how to water the lawn.
quote:
still another going shopping with his wife taking creeper pics
I go shopping with my wife. I notice other women; it'd be pretty gay not to notice them.
No pics though.
Unclogging a sink shouldn't be hard. It's not extra terrestrial technology.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:05 pm to L1C4
Fixed my sprinklers this morning and pressure washed the house today. Fried some quail for the family for dinner. Just read a story with my daughter and got her in bed. My wife just fixed me a makers n rocks and thanked me for all the hard work today and said how good the house looks. I could probly get some secks out of this tonight...
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:09 pm to L1C4
You need a baw with a green watch.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:09 pm to L1C4
I confess - I was drinking white wine for the past week, but I went back to beer tonight.
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