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re: are there not any real men left
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:11 pm to L1C4
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:11 pm to L1C4
I love how the OT version of a real man is:
Someone who can fix a clogged sink
Does whatever his wife says (to earn brownie points so she'll have sex with him once a month)
is fat
is bald
dresses like shite
Someone who can fix a clogged sink
Does whatever his wife says (to earn brownie points so she'll have sex with him once a month)
is fat
is bald
dresses like shite
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:13 pm to Pecker
Right up your alley..
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:14 pm to Pecker
quote:
Someone wh o can fix a clogged sink
If you can't fix a clogged sink, you're a girl.
Hell, that's insulting to girls.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:14 pm to TigerBait2008
I figured you'd chime in. I knew that one hit close to home for you.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:15 pm to Pecker
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:15 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
If the OT were a person it would be Niles Crane
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:19 pm to L1C4
quote:
watching the royal wedding.
pure trash
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:31 pm to Pecker
quote:
knew that one hit close to home for you.
Guilty! I admit I can unclog a clogged sink.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:44 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I changed a light switch yesterday (wife held the flashlight ). Now I am watching hockey while she washes dishes.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:46 pm to L1C4
The OT is a place for metrosexuals now.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:48 pm to L1C4
I made Peter Clemenza's spaghetti sauce tonight. Real sauce for real men.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:50 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
Set a trot line? Skin a buck?
Score an 8-ball of quality blow within 90 minutes.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:51 pm to L1C4
Asking for advice doesn’t make you less of a man but I get what you mean about that royal wedding garbage. Why do people give a damn?
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:53 pm to L1C4
My husband is a manly man.
He’s never posted anything online.
He’s never posted anything online.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:54 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:
are there not any real men left
quote:
nope.
My guess is that you feel this way because you probably ran the real ones off looking for someone who resembles Brad Pitt, and most of them are gay.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 9:07 pm to Pecker
quote:
love how the OT version of a real man is:
Pecker, you're the 21st century man
Manicured, pedicured, none of that manual labor for you! Why all you have to do is call the exterminator from your new cell phone and that spider in the corner is gone! You've become demasculinized, are testosterone free and living the high life bro! Dozens of polos, khakis and boat shoes line that walk-in but you're not afraid to throw em the second they're out of style!
Man buns? No problem! Manskirts? You're on the cutting edge! You've set the record for the most days of unbroken fingernails, are callous free and by god aren't afraid to get lifts and tucks from ya boy who's a plastic surgeon.
Yes sir, the 21st century man.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 9:19 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I always pictured Pecker to have more products on his bathroom counter than my wife does. A true modern metrosexual although he doesn't seem like a bad guy. Isn't he like 23?
Posted on 5/19/18 at 9:26 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
always pictured Pecker to have more products on his bathroom counter than my wife does
He said he's more high maintenance than his wife.
I'll bet she fixes the sink
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:13 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Add taking a fricking splinter out of your finger without crying to the list.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:31 pm to L1C4
quote:Don't forget about the 1 cuck who doesn't know how to get a splinter out of his bf's cock.
One on the o-t asking how to unclog his sink, another how to water his lawn, still another going shopping with his wife taking creeper pics, and some talking about watching the royal wedding. Sheeit.
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