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Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:07 pm to Hawkeye95
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attractive, smart, and funny
Can't say, meh, and not really.
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Some girl (ot 6/irl 7.5/no pics)) groped me last saturday night
Pics or you are completely full of shite.
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On halloween one girl (OT 4, IRL 5.5, I could provide pics but you don't want them) asked me for my phone number, I told her I was married and she still wanted it.
Maybe this happened.
I had an older gal (coworker) make the moves on me during a deposition (literally under the table). So, it happens, but:
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Subtle brag, skanks are hitting on me.
Doesn't make you special, baw.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:08 pm to Evil Little Thing
hawkeye embrace your middle-age male alpha status among the females
its the reverse of college.
i am with you; before i married the woman i'm with now the word going around my office was that i was a 'catch'
it led to a constant stream of female coworkers coming to my office, adjusting their heels in front of me, etc.
i mean..i was like 45 at the time. give me a break.
its the reverse of college.
i am with you; before i married the woman i'm with now the word going around my office was that i was a 'catch'
it led to a constant stream of female coworkers coming to my office, adjusting their heels in front of me, etc.
i mean..i was like 45 at the time. give me a break.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:08 pm to Hawkeye95
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While I am attractive, smart, and funny
No you're fricking not.
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I have really poor personal hygiene along with being a bit of an a-hole
So you stink, have shitty teeth and bad breath, and everybody hates you.
That sounds about right.
This post was edited on 11/10/15 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:10 pm to kingbob
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:11 pm to CAD703X
I bet OP works at Arby's and goes home to Mama June in her single wide.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:14 pm to CAD703X
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its the reverse of college.
I slayed it in college. I don't quite know how, considering what a bumbling idiot I was. I actually did pretty well in high school too, and considering my face looked like a pepperoni pizza, I really don't know how.
And frankly its not really me, they seem to throw themselves at even my loser friends. I have a 41 year old friend who has been unemployed for 3 years, and he has woman all over him. he is quite good looking though.
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So you stink, have shitty teeth and bad breath, and everybody hates you.
my teeth are ok, but the rest is spot on. I was pretty clear about that in the OP.
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I bet OP works at Arby's and goes home to Mama June in her single wide.
starbucks and mother's basement. get your shite straight.
This post was edited on 11/10/15 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:17 pm to Hawkeye95
How many trillby hats do you have?
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:18 pm to Larry
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How many trillby hats do you have?
zero, but I was wearing a fedora on Saturday. Maybe that is it.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:19 pm to Rhino5
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I bet OP works at Arby's and goes home to Mama June in her single wide.
He goes home to Mama and Precious Plum
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:21 pm to Hawkeye95
Threads like this are why you were savagely beaten by children of all races, religions, and creeds in junior high school
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:25 pm to Kafka
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Threads like this are why you were savagely beaten by children of all races, religions, and creeds in junior high school
al gore didn't invent the internet until I was in college, so you are Full of shite.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:26 pm to madmaxvol
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Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:28 pm to Ace Midnight
Wait until late 30s or early 40s.
The divorcees are absolutely insane. It's bloodlust looking for their "big love" or forever partner. Don't care, had anal.
Even the 20 somethings are willing to date older in hopes of finding a man. It's bad out there for girls, online dating has marginalized the legacy, inherent females had in the dating game.
For men with value (job, hair, good looking, little baggage) it's like bobbing for apples. Except with anal.
The divorcees are absolutely insane. It's bloodlust looking for their "big love" or forever partner. Don't care, had anal.
Even the 20 somethings are willing to date older in hopes of finding a man. It's bad out there for girls, online dating has marginalized the legacy, inherent females had in the dating game.
For men with value (job, hair, good looking, little baggage) it's like bobbing for apples. Except with anal.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:28 pm to Kafka
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Threads like this are why you were savagely beaten by children of all races, religions, and creeds in junior high school
LOL. It is taking everything inside not to bust out laughing at work right now.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:30 pm to Hawkeye95
When you get in your thirties, it gets worse. Your relationship status doesn't matter, in fact I think it's a challenge some like to overcome.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:30 pm to Hawkeye95
You're just delusional. Married men seem to think all women want them until one day they are older and single and realize....no, hot chicks aren't spreading their legs getting all moist at the smell of your bad hygene.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:32 pm to Hawkeye95
So you're saying you are on the OT, good looking, wife is an 8 and you're beating women off with a stick? Who da thunk
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:32 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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When you get in your thirties, it gets worse. Your relationship status doesn't matter, in fact I think it's a challenge some like to overcome.
i am 41. It seems that I get hit on more every year. And as I said in the OP, i am just not that great of a catch.
Posted on 11/10/15 at 2:32 pm to BabyTac
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until one day they are older and single and realize....no, hot chicks aren't spreading their legs getting all moist at the smell of your bad hygene.
oh you couldnt be more wrong good sir.
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