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Are scrambled eggs trashy?

Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:45 am
Posted by Joe Burrow for the W
Member since Sep 2019
35 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:45 am
So my son was back at home from college this past weekend and I made him breakfast. I asked him how he wanted his eggs and he said scrambled. Am I crazy for thinking that grown men ordering scrambled eggs is a sign of weakness? Come on be a man.


Or am I overthink this
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14408 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:48 am to
FFS, not only aren't you overthinking, you are not thinking at all.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61929 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:48 am to
Don't Think just make the damn eggs like you're told
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:48 am to
The real Joe would make a seafood and cheese omlet and enjoy every bite. Plain scrambled eggs are fine for the hunting camp.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25527 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 am to
You are not human if you think something is wrong with a bacon and egg taco.
Posted by LSU2001
Cut Off, La.
Member since Nov 2007
2388 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:51 am to
you are a god dammed idiot with that point of view. I love omelets, scrambled eggs with sausage, scrambled eggs with cheese and folded over on English Muffins along with a sausage or canadian bacon pattie.
I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that scrambled eggs are trashy or not Manly enough. It is a food not a behavior LOL.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5531 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:00 am to
Only a man self-conscious about his own manliness would question whether scrambled eggs are manly.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:01 am to
I hope you are a woman. If not, God help your son.
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
1441 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:03 am to
Scrambled eggs are awesome a-hole.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:03 am to
He didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:03 am to
quote:

So my son
damn,..you reproduced
Posted by Carl Tuckerson
The wind-swept plains
Member since Oct 2019
1026 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:04 am to
In case you were wondering, when stuck-up kids make fun of "Boomers," it's because of shite like this. Congrats on being that guy.
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10558 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:05 am to
What a fricking stupid thread. You should be more worried about Jody scrambling your wives eggs cuck.
Posted by Joe Burrow for the W
Member since Sep 2019
35 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:10 am to
I’m not a boomer
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:12 am to
But you are a female, right?
Posted by Joe Burrow for the W
Member since Sep 2019
35 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:12 am to
No I am a man who doesn’t order scrambled eggs
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:13 am to
But you cook them.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36368 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:16 am to
It's fricking eggs.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:19 am to
Be sure to cook them in a little bacon grease in the pan.

Break the eggs, add some fresh cracked pepper, a dash of Lee & Perrins, a sploosh of milk then whip them up with a hand mixer before cooking.

And don’t over manipulate them as they cook.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25992 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:20 am to
You are right real OTers eat Quiche so go make your son a nice Quiche won't you.
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