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Are octopus smarter than people?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:44 pm to Smeg
I'll believe it when I see them buying tins of chopped up people at octopus Walmart.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:45 pm to Smeg

Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:47 pm to Smeg
Octopuses.


This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:52 pm to Smeg
They're very clever. They, along with other cephalopods (Squid, Cuttlefish) have the largest brains of all invertebrates.
If they had longer lifespans and the ability to pass down knowledge they'd be very formidable specimens on this planet.
If they had longer lifespans and the ability to pass down knowledge they'd be very formidable specimens on this planet.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:54 pm to Smeg
It depends. Are you talking Massachusetts people, or Alabama people?
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:56 pm to Smeg
No doubt smarter than a lot of the dumb mf'ers I've known.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:11 pm to Smeg
quote:
Are octopus smarter than people?
This is a raoulduke level thread and you should feel bad.
BTW, you should check out subject verb agreement in third grade English.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:11 pm to Smeg
I’m not very confident in how smart an octopus is, but I am very certain of how dumb people are.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:30 pm to Smeg
Go to Politard Board and compare
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:46 pm to Smeg
For real, all creatures with 8 “legs” are smart as shite…
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:53 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE

You made me learnt something, I never realized their lifespans were so short. Even, the giant pacific species don’t live very long in a protected environment, 3-5 years top.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:54 pm to Smeg
What is this brain rot bullshite?
Yes, octopus can solve simple puzzles and observe things. Who didn’t know that?
Yes, octopus can solve simple puzzles and observe things. Who didn’t know that?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:55 pm to cubsfan5150
quote:Hey buddy...animals are cool as frick, and shite.
This is a raoulduke level thread and you should feel bad.
BTW, you should check out subject verb agreement in third grade English.
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