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Are flight attendants drug tested?

Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:41 pm
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:41 pm
Was wondering if flight attendants are subjected to mandatory DOT drug testing regs like other transportation workers are.

Most all of the flight attendants I know are of the "free spirited" variety who like traveling to the latest and greatest music fests to listen to DJ marshmallow-head press buttons on his macbook. And if they don't Instagram their #LayoverAdventures then did it really even happen?

Anyways, just wondering if they can do molly and smoke joints or if they have to go through their free spirited journeys sober
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:42 pm to
Travel board
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24330 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:43 pm to

I've tested drugs with stewardesses a few times.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:45 pm to
pretty sure you have to have at least a slight buzz to deal with people cramped in a narrow tube all day long.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:46 pm to
I’m not sure I even see the point of having that shitty job if you can’t do drugs.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:48 pm to
I did it for three years. Wasn't sober a single day and crushed whores. Takes a toll on the body though and gets old.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:49 pm to
They’re gay
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

traveling to the latest and greatest music fests to listen to DJ marshmallow-head press buttons on his macbook. And if they don't Instagram their #LayoverAdventures then did it really even happen?

Subtle melt
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:51 pm to
Most drug tests aren't going to find molly a couple days later.

At least with a creative script they won't.
This post was edited on 3/23/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25042 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Most all of the flight attendants I know are of the "free spirited" variety who like traveling


She wasn’t your girlfriend bro
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

I did it for three years. Wasn't sober a single day and crushed whores.

So you were the one straight male flight attendant?

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:23 pm to
Some of them need to be calorie tested.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2576 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

So you were the one straight male flight attendant?

Of the male FA's I met probably 25% were straight. It's not a bad gig for a guy my age. Just gets old living in hotels and being drunk/coked up all the time.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

I did it for three years
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:39 pm to
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I did it for three years. Wasn't sober a single day and crushed whores.


None of this happened
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:49 pm to
How many dicks have you sucked for coke?
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Was wondering if flight attendants are subjected to mandatory DOT drug testing regs like other transportation workers are.


Nothing regular. They can be tested at any time (but it's usually only if their behavior indicates they may be impaired). What's more likely to happen is someone from the FAA shows up on a flight and quizzes them on their FAM (Flight Attendant Manual). It's a fine for every missed answer ($50 per answer, I think) and they cannot work another flight until they've paid the fine.

At least that's how I think it goes (the wife was a flight attendant for 13 years).
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2576 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:14 pm to
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How many dicks have you sucked for coke?

People suck dick for cocaine?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:20 pm to
every stewardess i ever met sold drugs and had better quality drugs then most.

the airline employees, mainly pilots and flight crews, dont go through the same anal probing and drug checks passengers do
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6643 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

People suck dick for cocaine?

Did you suck them for free?
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