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Are flight attendants drug tested?
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:41 pm
Was wondering if flight attendants are subjected to mandatory DOT drug testing regs like other transportation workers are.
Most all of the flight attendants I know are of the "free spirited" variety who like traveling to the latest and greatest music fests to listen to DJ marshmallow-head press buttons on his macbook. And if they don't Instagram their #LayoverAdventures then did it really even happen?
Anyways, just wondering if they can do molly and smoke joints or if they have to go through their free spirited journeys sober
Most all of the flight attendants I know are of the "free spirited" variety who like traveling to the latest and greatest music fests to listen to DJ marshmallow-head press buttons on his macbook. And if they don't Instagram their #LayoverAdventures then did it really even happen?
Anyways, just wondering if they can do molly and smoke joints or if they have to go through their free spirited journeys sober
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:43 pm to Captain Crackysack
I've tested drugs with stewardesses a few times.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:45 pm to Captain Crackysack
pretty sure you have to have at least a slight buzz to deal with people cramped in a narrow tube all day long.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:46 pm to Captain Crackysack
I’m not sure I even see the point of having that shitty job if you can’t do drugs.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:48 pm to Captain Crackysack
I did it for three years. Wasn't sober a single day and crushed whores. Takes a toll on the body though and gets old.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:49 pm to Captain Crackysack
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traveling to the latest and greatest music fests to listen to DJ marshmallow-head press buttons on his macbook. And if they don't Instagram their #LayoverAdventures then did it really even happen?
Subtle melt
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:51 pm to Captain Crackysack
Most drug tests aren't going to find molly a couple days later.
At least with a creative script they won't.
At least with a creative script they won't.
This post was edited on 3/23/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:52 pm to Captain Crackysack
quote:
Most all of the flight attendants I know are of the "free spirited" variety who like traveling
She wasn’t your girlfriend bro
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:20 pm to Cregg
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I did it for three years. Wasn't sober a single day and crushed whores.
So you were the one straight male flight attendant?

Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:23 pm to Captain Crackysack
Some of them need to be calorie tested.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:26 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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So you were the one straight male flight attendant?
Of the male FA's I met probably 25% were straight. It's not a bad gig for a guy my age. Just gets old living in hotels and being drunk/coked up all the time.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:28 pm to Cregg
quote:Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I did it for three years
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:39 pm to Cregg
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I did it for three years. Wasn't sober a single day and crushed whores.
None of this happened
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:49 pm to Cregg
How many dicks have you sucked for coke?
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:50 pm to Captain Crackysack
quote:
Was wondering if flight attendants are subjected to mandatory DOT drug testing regs like other transportation workers are.
Nothing regular. They can be tested at any time (but it's usually only if their behavior indicates they may be impaired). What's more likely to happen is someone from the FAA shows up on a flight and quizzes them on their FAM (Flight Attendant Manual). It's a fine for every missed answer ($50 per answer, I think) and they cannot work another flight until they've paid the fine.
At least that's how I think it goes (the wife was a flight attendant for 13 years).
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:14 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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How many dicks have you sucked for coke?
People suck dick for cocaine?
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:20 pm to Captain Crackysack
every stewardess i ever met sold drugs and had better quality drugs then most.
the airline employees, mainly pilots and flight crews, dont go through the same anal probing and drug checks passengers do
the airline employees, mainly pilots and flight crews, dont go through the same anal probing and drug checks passengers do
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:49 pm to Cregg
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People suck dick for cocaine?
Did you suck them for free?
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