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re: Are flat earthers bout to have a bad day.

Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:37 pm to
That is next year’s agenda. This year, it’s more of a “ reconnaissance” mission.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:41 pm to
With globes and google maps, etc. Anyone who is a flat earther is just an idiot.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:44 pm to
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Anyone who is a flat earther is just an idiot.


Some are trolls and some are idiots. Sometimes they are both.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122036 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:59 pm to
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Some are trolls and some are idiots.


The girl who cuts my hair told me awhile back that her and her husband became friends with another couple they met through playing pool. One weekend they invited them over an after dinner, they were having a few drinks and talking and some topic came up in which the husband said "we are flat earthers".

She said the way he said it, she thought he was joking and she said something like "yeah.. how can people be so stupid?" referring to flat earthers. And that lead to a very uncomfortable conversation in which the couple got up and left. I just can't comprehend how people, at least people who don't appear to be complete morons, can truly believe the earth is flat.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55115 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:18 pm to
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No it doesn’t. Go back and actually read the Book of Job and Isiah. You’re misinterpreting what it’s actually saying


No, I read it many times and that's exactly what it says. You can't tell me what the Bible says. I can read it myself and learn what it says.

I read better than you.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5673 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:32 pm to
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No, I read it many times and that's exactly what it says.


Lol.. ok

If you’re referring to Revelations where it’s referenced the 4 corners of the earth it’s literally an idiom for North, South , East and West.

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You can't tell me what the Bible says. I can read it myself and learn what it says.


Try harder


quote:

I read better than you.






Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17948 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:41 pm to
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Bad day

Speaking of. Since a day is one rotation of the earth. What do they think it is? One lap of the giant flashlight? Like it’s in a perpetual Indy 500?
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:33 pm to
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My favorite is how no one can come up with a logical reason for science to lie about the earth being round even if it was somehow flat.
These are the questions that truly deserve answers...
This post was edited on 4/3/26 at 3:33 am
Posted by RocknRollAZ
Arizona
Member since Apr 2025
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Posted on 4/3/26 at 5:03 am to
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49627 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 5:55 am to
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Some are trolls and some are idiots. Sometimes they are both.


I was having fun joking about this because it is a long and running joke at my job. There is a guy at one of our other facilities that legit believes the earth is flat. He tries to use the Bible to explain and prove his theories. So a lot of have kind of dug into these theories and when a new employee joins our team we will tell them the earth is flat and give them all the reasons why. Most don't fall for it but fun to mess with them.
Posted by 844_Tiger
Down_Under
Member since Jul 2021
606 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 7:19 am to
I wasn’t there when they landed
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55115 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 8:33 am to
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I read better than you.


I'm jokingly/flippantly making the simple point that you and I both have a Bible. We both can read. We read the same Bible and it tell us two opposing viewpoints. At that point, we both point at each other and exclaim "You read it wrong. I read better than you."

And we proceed to repeat this exercise for every theological point on which you and I disagree.

It is an absurd exercise, and it stems from the notion that everybody who has a Bible is his own teaching authority - we can read it ourselves and know what it says on our own and with the help of the Holy Spirit. We don't need any other teaching authority.

In conclusion, I'm telling you what the Bible says about the "firmament", and it is very much aligned with the historically known cosmology of the Ancient Hebrews and many other peoples of ancient times.

There's nothing else to argue about here.

PS There is no logical reason for anybody to get angry over this impasse. It stems from two different analytical methodologies, not from whether one side is with God and the other side is with Satan.
This post was edited on 4/3/26 at 8:42 am
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6127 posts
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:37 pm to
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Moon landing conspiracy theorists


No clue where I fall on this. I can tell you I've seen some not real footage.....where it was made, it wasn't on the moon.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34411 posts
Posted on 4/6/26 at 2:03 pm to
They aren't going to like this...

Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18836 posts
Posted on 4/6/26 at 2:19 pm to
the dude looks like Chris Farley's Bus driver from Billy Madison
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 4/6/26 at 2:27 pm to
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Pretty sure flat earthers are too retarded to have bad days.


It must be nice to be too dumb to realize how dumb you are. I'm just smart enough to understand how dumb I am and it sucks sometimes.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16880 posts
Posted on 4/6/26 at 2:28 pm to
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I was having fun joking about this because it is a long and running joke at my job. There is a guy at one of our other facilities that legit believes the earth is flat. He tries to use the Bible to explain and prove his theories. So a lot of have kind of dug into these theories and when a new employee joins our team we will tell them the earth is flat and give them all the reasons why. Most don't fall for it but fun to mess with them.


Do we work at the same place? Do y'all discuss bigfoot as well?
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
231 posts
Posted on 4/6/26 at 2:31 pm to
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The Old Testament clearly states that the Earth is flat

Me thinks you take the Bible too literally
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
15365 posts
Posted on 4/6/26 at 3:12 pm to
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In conclusion, I'm telling you what the Bible says about the "firmament", and it is very much aligned with the historically known cosmology of the Ancient Hebrews and many other peoples of ancient times.


Anything the Bible or ANY ancient anything went right out the fricking window the first time we broke the stratosphere. Those people believed God lived on top of the fricking clouds, you would reach hell if you just keep digging and we're sandwiched in the middle.
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