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re: Anyone know a good HOA attorney in Slidell/Northshore area?

Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:02 am to
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9875 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:02 am to
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What reasoning did they give you about not painting bricks? Since new houses have painted bricks it makes no sense.


They said it didn't "flow" with the rest of the neighborhood and they personally did not like painted brick...

Meanwhile, new construction is painting the brick. I even got the exact color from the builder and was still rejected.

I had an issue with these people getting approval for an infinity pool.

It took 4 tries to get my pool approved because it had an infinity edge and was unlike others in the neighborhood...not kidding.
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:14 am to
Is your mailbox 2” to high
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:21 am to
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They said it didn't "flow" with the rest of the neighborhood and they personally did not like painted brick...

Meanwhile, new construction is painting the brick.

Just do it. They don't have absolute authority to selectively enforce. If they try to fine you, tell them to frick off. If they escalate it, get on legalzoom and have them send a letter.

To the OP:
This type of minor shite is exactly what LegalZoom is meant for.
This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 8:21 am
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64086 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:26 am to
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Are HOA lawyers a thing? That is lawyer practice I can get behind. I would love to see some HOAs get destroyed by a good lawyer. Screw those HOA board members that live to make people’s lives miserable.


Have you seen the insurance company commercial about Cynthia, the overzealous HOA officer? She committed a federal crime when she chainsawed the mailbox that was "two inches over regulation."
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:35 am to
I'm on the HOA board in my neighborhood of almost 200 homes. The horror stories I hear on this board are just crazy. We just use good judgement on things and haven't had too much of an issue. Wanna paint your house? Sure just don't paint it hot pink and it will be fine. We are nothing like the HOA's i hear on this board.

OP, I have no idea why they are trying to restrict something INSIDE your house. We have never done something like that.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:41 am to
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The way I see it, if certain rules dont apply to everyone, that's discriminatory.



not to derail, but that is the norm in todays world
Posted by C W
Member since Mar 2020
2686 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:42 am to
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My question is if I paint my brick anyway, what's the worst that can happen?


Flaking after a few years.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67034 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:43 am to
What inside your house is considered to be so egregious that it's led to a potential lawsuit?
You aren't using gas appliances?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79913 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:49 am to
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We are nothing like the HOA's i hear on this board.


Usually the HOA can't see the forest for the trees.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8207 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:55 am to
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I have been practicing law for 34 years and have never heard of a HOA attorney. No one could survive on such small and pitiful cases. The closest you are going to get is a real estate lawyer who might have experience drafting a HOA agreement


When I say “HOA Attorney”, I just mean an attorney who has experience dealing with HOAs.and the laws that govern them.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39819 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:55 am to
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And it’s over something inside my house for over a decade


I have lived and live where there is an HOA. None have ever cared about the inside of your house.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:56 am to
Some people just don't want to be told what to do or live by guidelines. I completely understand that. I know many people just like that. If that describes you, then don't move into an HOA neighborhood. It's as simple as that.

On the flip side, I hear stories where other neighborhoods have HOA boards that enjoy the power it gives them and make things difficult for stupid reasons. That's not us. In fact we are the suckers that volunteer for this thankless job and get no benefits what so ever. We pay our dues just like everyone else.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:01 am to
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TigrrrDad


If you wanna pm me the details i'll shoot you my opinion. Confidentially.

This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 9:16 am
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30054 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:05 am to
Water balloon launcher
Balloons full of weed killer
Dark night
Math

Just get in your back yard and let em fly.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8207 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:14 am to
You an attorney?
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:15 am to
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You an attorney?



No sir
Posted by LSUButt
Lowcountry
Member since Jan 2006
16020 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:16 am to
The best part about this is that this guy will lose and we will never hear about this “epic story”

It sounds like he’s in direct violation of doing something trashy that made his house “cool” but decreases his or his neighbor’s value. I would guess some addition, but you said inside so I have no idea. Build some sex dungeon for you and your honey? Mess it up to where you took away a bedroom or something? Waiting to hear epic story when this is settled in May 2021
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:23 am to
I've never seen an HOA agreement that specifically dictates what you can do INSIDE your house
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:27 am to
Not saying this is what is going on here, but I had a friend that put an offer in on a house. The house had a bonus room(attic space above garage) that was added five years after it was built. The room had a secondary entrance via a set of stairs on the back side of the house. HOA said the neighborhood was single family dwelling. HOA claimed the bonus room was an apartment and not allowed. They wanted to hold up the sale until the stairs were removed. He wanted the house because of the apartment. He passed on the house. Don't know if the stairs got ripped out or not.
Posted by LSUButt
Lowcountry
Member since Jan 2006
16020 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:29 am to
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone says “I have a great story for you!” then doesn’t say anything.

OP, as right as you may feel, maybe you are not. Let the lawyers of the OT decide before you go looking for attorneys all over town. It’s not like you telling the story of what happened will come into play in small claims courts or whatever court it would go to
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