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re: Anyone have the Jacob Palmer method work?
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:34 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:34 pm to fr33manator
Since the OT believes the highest human achievement is the slaying of poon, this is the correct answer.
This post was edited on 6/5/25 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:35 pm to CocomoLSU
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It works if you look like Ryan Gosling.
This. A million times this. He could ask how his chloroform smelled and it’d work.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:41 pm to dyslexiateechur
quote:I don’t really like blondes but I’d take a Henry Cavill look a like
It works if you look like Ryan Gosling. This. A million times this. He could ask how his chloroform smelled and it’d work.
I might even handcuff & bind myself
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:54 pm to sidewalkside
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And if you need someone to sell you a course on how to be normal and approach women you're a complete loser.
A LOT of losers out there apparently...
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:57 pm to BabyTac
I never approached women in a bar.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:58 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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If they are hesitant just say "don't worry I'm harmless".
Lowkey this is the creepiest thing I could imagine hearing anyone say to a woman.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:59 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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Just walk up and introduce yourself. If they are hesitant just say "don't worry I'm harmless".
This is reddit tier advice
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:59 pm to boxcarbarney
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I knew a guy who'd hit on every woman at a bar. His theory was eventually one of them will say "Yes."
Throw a big net; you're bound to catch something.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:02 pm to BabyTac
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the Jacob Palmer method
Is this some new euphemism for jerking off?
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:02 pm to MizzouStateFan26
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Lowkey this is the creepiest thing I could imagine hearing anyone say to a woman.

Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:07 pm to shutterspeed
I thought the thread yesterday said we had to stop doing that?
I mean, if we still did.
NTTAWWT.
AFAF
I mean, if we still did.
NTTAWWT.
AFAF
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:08 pm to BabyTac
I stroll up and say "Tickle your arse with a feather?".
When she spins around and says, "What did you say?!?!"
I respond, "Typical nasty weather..."
It worked so well I told my buddy to try it so he says, "Shove a feather up your arse?"
The girl spins around and says, "What did you say?!?!"
He goes, "You think it's going to rain?"
When she spins around and says, "What did you say?!?!"
I respond, "Typical nasty weather..."
It worked so well I told my buddy to try it so he says, "Shove a feather up your arse?"
The girl spins around and says, "What did you say?!?!"
He goes, "You think it's going to rain?"
Posted on 6/5/25 at 5:44 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Why? What the frick happened....oh, smart phones and social pressure media...never mind.
We have become a retarded society.
We have become a retarded society.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 8:58 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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Just walk up and introduce yourself. If they are hesitant just say "don't worry I'm harmless".

Posted on 6/5/25 at 9:04 pm to BabyTac
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Jacob Palmer method
You mean The Boomhauer Method
Posted on 6/5/25 at 9:08 pm to BabyTac
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Even if attractive and dressed really nice. I’d think most women would:
If you are handsome enough, girls will fall for anything.
So a friend tells me
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