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re: Anyone have the Jacob Palmer method work?

Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41957 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:34 pm to
Since the OT believes the highest human achievement is the slaying of poon, this is the correct answer.
This post was edited on 6/5/25 at 3:35 pm
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34528 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:35 pm to
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It works if you look like Ryan Gosling.


This. A million times this. He could ask how his chloroform smelled and it’d work.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53920 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:41 pm to
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It works if you look like Ryan Gosling. This. A million times this. He could ask how his chloroform smelled and it’d work.
I don’t really like blondes but I’d take a Henry Cavill look a like

I might even handcuff & bind myself
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30980 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:54 pm to
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And if you need someone to sell you a course on how to be normal and approach women you're a complete loser.


A LOT of losers out there apparently...

Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34810 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:57 pm to
I never approached women in a bar.
Posted by MizzouStateFan26
Member since May 2025
15 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:58 pm to
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If they are hesitant just say "don't worry I'm harmless".


Lowkey this is the creepiest thing I could imagine hearing anyone say to a woman.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56983 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:59 pm to
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Just walk up and introduce yourself. If they are hesitant just say "don't worry I'm harmless".

This is reddit tier advice
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17168 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 3:59 pm to
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I knew a guy who'd hit on every woman at a bar. His theory was eventually one of them will say "Yes."



Throw a big net; you're bound to catch something.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68421 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:02 pm to
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the Jacob Palmer method


Is this some new euphemism for jerking off?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
60071 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:02 pm to
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Lowkey this is the creepiest thing I could imagine hearing anyone say to a woman.


Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34810 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:07 pm to
I thought the thread yesterday said we had to stop doing that?

I mean, if we still did.

NTTAWWT.

AFAF
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39859 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 4:08 pm to
I stroll up and say "Tickle your arse with a feather?".

When she spins around and says, "What did you say?!?!"

I respond, "Typical nasty weather..."

It worked so well I told my buddy to try it so he says, "Shove a feather up your arse?"

The girl spins around and says, "What did you say?!?!"

He goes, "You think it's going to rain?"
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
5171 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 5:43 pm to
Don’t chase. Attract
Posted by hansenthered1
Dixie
Member since Nov 2023
763 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 5:44 pm to
Why? What the frick happened....oh, smart phones and social pressure media...never mind.

We have become a retarded society.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46988 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 8:58 pm to
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Just walk up and introduce yourself. If they are hesitant just say "don't worry I'm harmless".


Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8376 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 9:04 pm to
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Jacob Palmer method


You mean The Boomhauer Method
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
61151 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 9:08 pm to
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Even if attractive and dressed really nice. I’d think most women would:


If you are handsome enough, girls will fall for anything.


So a friend tells me
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