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re: Anyone have any experience with jury duty or missing it?

Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
9084 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:22 pm to
I had a dude stand up when being questioned if he could remain fair and loudly proclaim, "yeah he looks guilty!" in his work shirt with company logo and name tag. Brass balls on that fella but he was released immediately.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1184 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:24 pm to
I’ll tell you one simple fact - voter registration and your voting presence in real time completely dictates the amount of summons you will receive for jury duty.

Pro Ex:

I’ve never voted, although I registered for selective service at 18.

I’ve never been mailed one single thing about jury duty.

30 years now.

Good stuff.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22417 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:25 pm to
As an American who loves my country, I would never skip jury duty. It’s our civic duty to participate in the legal system and people who try to skirt that responsibility obviously don’t care about our society or this country.
This post was edited on 9/12/25 at 9:27 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16603 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:28 pm to
I got pulled for federal jury duty in Nola awhile back. I started a thread here on how to get out of it and got my head bitten off. But I did go after putting it off and having them give extensions. Thankfully I didn’t even get called to go upstairs.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4542 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:28 pm to
Have you been before? Bc once I didn’t receive it and the day bf I was due to show, I got a txt msg saying I didn’t need to appear. 1st time that’s ever happened. They had my info from previous jury duties. So, you may not be able to not show if they have your info and txt you.
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
6100 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Instead of ghosting out on your DUTY as an american citizen you should try internalizing the message behind these quotes:


We don't have a duty to be forced into government servitude. This is an absolute pussy bitch mindset and the fact that you're jerking off bending the knee to the government's whims says a lot about your weakness.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33054 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:23 pm to
I went once during my working days in Dallas. Sat thru being questioned about some kind of theft trial. When they asked me about ever being involved in a theft as victim or suspect, I told them about getting mugged at a train station. Needless to say, they didn't pick me.

Had to go here in Ruston and was questioned about hospital stays. A lady, whose uncle died was suing our local hospital. His doctors told him not to get up, but he did, and fell and bumped his head, and died. I think she thought the doctors should have restrained him or sedated him. Didn't get picked for that one either.
This post was edited on 9/12/25 at 10:25 pm
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
7074 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 11:25 pm to
They usually send so many of those mail outs at the same time, kind of picture a big net if you will, still most people don’t show and they end up dismissing many good citizens that show up cause they have enough good citizens that showed up even earlier.

The key is if you do go, show up 5 minutes late. So they can’t arrest you for not going, and eventually send you home because they had enough people to choose from.

Easy Peasy. You will get another letter for jury duty in a couple years.

Life goes on and on and on
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
1925 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

We don't have a duty to be forced into government servitude. This is an absolute pussy bitch mindset and the fact that you're jerking off bending the knee to the government's whims says a lot about your weakness.


Ummm you may want to revisit your history lessons because those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. The right to be judged by a jury of your peers is what keeps us free from tyranny! There is a reason our founding fathers put this into the Bill of Rights!

This post was edited on 9/12/25 at 11:52 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29886 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 7:54 am to
quote:

We don't have a duty to be forced into government servitude. This is an absolute pussy bitch mindset and the fact that you're jerking off bending the knee to the government's whims says a lot about your weakness.


Do your friends think it is cool you hate America so much? Do you spend your time killing bald eagles?

Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61325 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 8:00 am to
If you don’t at the very least call and straighten it out promptly, the judge will issue a bench warrant for your arrest. Don’t play with this. He still may, so don’t miss it, but if you do, get it right.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37146 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 8:02 am to
You should be put in jail for shitposting on the Rant.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1419 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 8:23 am to
quote:

We don't have a duty to be forced into government servitude.
Looking forward to the day when you get a jury notice from federal court and give this lecture to the US district court judge...
Will be almost as amusing as seeing a sovereign citizen spout their BS in court.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17879 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 8:26 am to
And hence why I have said we should have professional jurors, who know the law and is their job. Wasting time at the courthouse for 6 hours, only to be dismissed (not excused) is a waste of time & money.
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
1898 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 8:28 am to
I used to not mind serving when called but I got stuck on some Mexican guy and a fat white woman fighting in the yard over a chicken. Right then and there I knew I wasn’t going to have my time wasted again and I get if it every time now. If you want me for a real case then call me but don’t waste my time on bs.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
4677 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 10:04 am to
I didn’t show up once. I already had a trip and flights planned and wasn’t going to run into them telling me I wasn’t excused. It wasn’t sent by certified mail.

Anyway…they sent me another one about 6 months later. So I showed up to that one. Released by lunchtime.
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2747 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 10:11 am to
I have gone every single time I've been summoned. I sat on the jury for a murder trial two years ago.

Just think about it. If you are every on trial, do you want the jury box filled with people that don't care and have nothing better to do, or people who are intelligent and care about carrying out their service with as much professionalism as possible?

I was really impressed with the quality of juror on the murder trial I sat on.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29886 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

And hence why I have said we should have professional jurors


The base issue is the 6th. 7th, 14th and 15th ammendements. That is a lot to overcome.

I would like it mainly for complex civil litigation. The glaze on people's eyes when I enter the 100th document into evidence is thicker than on a Krispy Kreme.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2123 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

Dude you have an American flag after your name yet you're asking, will I get punished if I skip out on one of the primary tenets that makes America great! If you have a legit conflict work or personal call them and they will resend you a summons in the next couple of months. If you're asking because you don't want to fulfill your civic duty then shame on you and quit implying you're a patriot.


How about those with real jobs?
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4542 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 9:37 pm to
I’d have gotten into trouble bc I would have busted out laughing when case was explained.
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