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Anyone gonna get laid tonight?

Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:20 pm
My wife (no pics) has insinuated as much to me once the kid falls asleep. We’ll see if this pans out. Surely someone else has a chance tonight other than me

***Update-Sex has been had. Wife seemed pleased and fell asleep a few minutes ago. Merry Christmas OT!
This post was edited on 12/24/22 at 11:48 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40512 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:21 pm to
This is Tigerdroppings, of course not
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53925 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:21 pm to
I mean I wasn't planning on driving, and I've been drinking a little, but I'll come take care of your ol' lady for you if I have to, I guess.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5845 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:22 pm to
Maybe. It would be a Christmas miracle if so.
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2095 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:23 pm to
Christmas creampies for everyone!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65657 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

My wife (no pics) has insinuated as much to me once the kid falls asleep.
So she’s got someone coming over?

You Arky folks are an odd lot.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:24 pm to
Wife has been cooking, cleaning, and wrapping presents for 13+ hours. Not a chance in hell
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:26 pm to
She said “Hurry down your chimney tonight” earlier so I feel I’ve got good odds. My kid is wired though so I’m gonna drop her a couple of melly and hope she falls asleep.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:28 pm to
quote:


Wife has been cooking, cleaning, and wrapping presents for 13+ hours. Not a chance in hell

If you have bubble bath under the tree, you might get some tomorrow night.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:30 pm to
I hope. Didn’t want to get my arse out in the cold to go look at lights with the kids and family dog, but I did.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41111 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Wife has been cooking, cleaning, and wrapping presents for 13+ hours. Not a chance in hell



Gotta get it early bro.
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
6813 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

My wife (no pics)

Vid?
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51567 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:32 pm to
I did first thing in the morning
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1286 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Anyone gonna get laid tonight?


It is a Christmas tradition for my wife and me.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5881 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:34 pm to



Are you sure she did not tell you to take a shower because you stink
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18645 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:34 pm to
2 years into marriage and I'm still getting it whenever I want it. I hope this holds up.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18841 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:35 pm to
Every Christmas Eve since we got married in 1970.

Periods, snotty noses and a pregnancy.

All we need is a few drops of Walmart personal lubricant and it's just like Christmas Eve '70 all over again ... except for the swing hanging from the ceiling over the bed.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48505 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

2 years into marriage and I'm still getting it whenever I want it. I hope this holds up.

Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:37 pm to
I’m sure mikel is going fetch the concubone from his basement as we speak
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39621 posts
Posted on 12/24/22 at 9:38 pm to
Gave her a new set of Cobra irons she was wanting. So yeah. She lost an earring during the appreciation session and I found it under one of the 17 pillows on the bed.

Having some Kentucky Owl Rye and enjoying the fireplace now and she has retired with a good buzz for the evening.

I better get that new white Cobra golf bag in the morning.
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