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Anyone ever spend time in the clinker?
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:49 pm
Never have, any stories?
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Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:53 pm to momentoftruth87
Not yet.
But if I do and have the chance I’ll get a New Iberia haircut for my mugshot.
But if I do and have the chance I’ll get a New Iberia haircut for my mugshot.
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:58 pm to momentoftruth87
Yes. But my only overnight stay was in a Texas border town. Those illegals didn’t dare frick with the few white guys in there. Guards would have quashed them.
But people don’t sleep in jail. Maybe in long term lockdowns. But jails? frickers were screaming all night and day for three days.
Never stayed long enough in EBR to get processed to GP.
But people don’t sleep in jail. Maybe in long term lockdowns. But jails? frickers were screaming all night and day for three days.
Never stayed long enough in EBR to get processed to GP.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:00 am to Irregardless
SuperSaint in bound
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:01 am to momentoftruth87
One night. No one fricked with me. A lot of black guys bullying other black guys but no one said a word to me.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:02 am to momentoftruth87
24 hours
I got thrown in la Lubbock jail by a TABC officer for “transporting alcohol through a dry county” when I was 22 years old in Lubbock County. When it came to my arraignment, the judge find out how old how old I was and throughout my case and apologized that that they had wasted my time. The guys name who arrested me is Mark White, he is still out there in West Texas and from what I hear is still the biggest a-hole in the state.
I got thrown in la Lubbock jail by a TABC officer for “transporting alcohol through a dry county” when I was 22 years old in Lubbock County. When it came to my arraignment, the judge find out how old how old I was and throughout my case and apologized that that they had wasted my time. The guys name who arrested me is Mark White, he is still out there in West Texas and from what I hear is still the biggest a-hole in the state.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:03 am to momentoftruth87
About 4 hours when I got a ticket for 145 mph - there was a stripper in the holding cell with me that had a DUI charge. We started flirting and they made us go to opposite sides of the community holding area - still got her phone number, but never called her.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:03 am to momentoftruth87
18 hours in Twin Towers in Downtown L.A. Not a good experience. Do not recommend.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:04 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I spent 3… maybe 3 and a half days in the clink. Hard times.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:09 am to cable
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About 4 hours when I got a ticket for 145 mph - there was a stripper in the holding cell with me that had a DUI charge. We started flirting and they made us go to opposite sides of the community holding area - still got her phone number, but never called her.
Where in the world do they have coed holding cells?
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:11 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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The guys name who arrested me is Mark White
Holy shite no way. One of my buddies got pulled over by this guy, and he arrested him and booked him overnight in Lubbock County for “paint fume smells coming out of the car” also found a couple fake ID’s. That guy sounds like a fricking a-hole.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:11 am to WaltTeevens
It was one big room - IDK why, but they had all of us in the same area. It really wasn't that bad. A couple of young kids drove me back to my car when I bailed out. One of their buddies was in the clink for a DUI too. It was an interesting evening.
This post was edited on 5/21/22 at 12:13 am
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:12 am to momentoftruth87
Drunk tank a couple of times in OPP. Got called out for my rainbow sandals by a black guy. That was a bad fashion choice. He called them popsicles. Probably calling me a fanook now that I look back at it.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:17 am to Irregardless
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quashed
Underutilized word
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:17 am to momentoftruth87
We’ve done this before and got some amazing stories.
Like you never just pull your pants down to shite. You always pull them all the way off just in case you get jumped.
Like you never just pull your pants down to shite. You always pull them all the way off just in case you get jumped.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:26 am to momentoftruth87
A day in Washington County FL jail. One of the worst days of my life. Jail is really terrible. It sucks a lot, actively, the entire time. The guard looks and feels in your butthole, everything is concrete and freezing, stuck in a box and you have to listen to the retarded dregs of society, the food is inedible, and you're disconnected you don't know when you'll see a guard, judge, lawyer, bail bondsman, friend or family. Are you gonna be there 1 hour or 1 month, you don't know. It's fricking miserable. Don't go.
This post was edited on 5/21/22 at 12:28 am
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:32 am to cable
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About 4 hours when I got a ticket for 145 mph - there was a stripper in the holding cell with me that had a DUI charge. We started flirting and they made us go to opposite sides of the community holding area - still got her phone number, but never called her.
Dad?
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:39 am to momentoftruth87
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Never have, any stories?
Then you are a pussy. Based on this thread you would suck so much dick. Some out of threat, some out of pleasure. . And yes, I have spent a few nights in Mississippi’ and Alabama’s all inclusive lodging back in my younger days.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:42 am to momentoftruth87
I also remember all the brothers calling out for “cap.” I guess he was the captain of the officers on shift or something. I also remember the trustees sweeping and everyone asking for a cigarette. I got put in an orange jumpsuit and “cap” got mad saying nah he’s about to get out he’s just in here for “traffic.” I was a dumb 17 year old kid. Long time ago.
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