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Anyone ever heard a vegetarian worry about "meat contamination"?
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:49 pm
I just went to Jersey Mikes and ordered a meat-filled Italian sub.
Guy behind me in line is a 40ish year old scrawny, white hipster. He stops the entire line to ask them to clean the slicer (he wanted "thinly sliced cucumbers"), the knives, and the counter because quote "I'm a vegetarian and don't want any meat contamination". The black guy behind the counter looked at him like he had 3 heads. It was hilarious.
Wtf is wrong with people.
Sidenote: He got extra mayonnaise slathered all over it.
Guy behind me in line is a 40ish year old scrawny, white hipster. He stops the entire line to ask them to clean the slicer (he wanted "thinly sliced cucumbers"), the knives, and the counter because quote "I'm a vegetarian and don't want any meat contamination". The black guy behind the counter looked at him like he had 3 heads. It was hilarious.
Wtf is wrong with people.
Sidenote: He got extra mayonnaise slathered all over it.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:49 pm to TheCaterpillar
Any purpose for telling us he got extra mayo?
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:50 pm to TheCaterpillar
my wife was into that for a while, now she dgaf.
but it does piss her off when my mother will make a dish and just remove the chicken from my wife's portion.
my wife isn't really a vegetarian but barely eats any meat, basically only when we travel. she used to be very strict vegetarian.
but it does piss her off when my mother will make a dish and just remove the chicken from my wife's portion.
my wife isn't really a vegetarian but barely eats any meat, basically only when we travel. she used to be very strict vegetarian.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:50 pm to TheCaterpillar
because being a vegetarian is about attention more than anything else
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:51 pm to TheCaterpillar
white people, amirite.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:51 pm to jimbeam
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Any purpose for telling us he got extra mayo?
That said customer is a grotesque human
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:51 pm to TheCaterpillar
It has nothing to do with the meat and everything to do with attention
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:52 pm to jimbeam
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Any purpose for telling us he got extra mayo?
Idk I thought it was interesting considering what mayonnaise is made of and how bad it is for you
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:53 pm to DestrehanTiger
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Did they do it?
Yep.
Big line was held up for a few minutes while they took apart the slicer and wiped the blades.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:53 pm to Hawkeye95
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but it does piss her off when my mother will make a dish and just remove the chicken from my wife's portion.
Yeah, your mother should be more thoughtful when making a free meal for her.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:54 pm to jimbeam
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Any purpose for telling us he got extra mayo?
Doesn't mayo have egg whites? Not very vegan.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:55 pm to nes2010
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Doesn't mayo have egg whites? Not very vegan.
He also got cheese. So he definitely wasn't vegan. And he announced he was vegetarian.
I paid close attention to his sandwich because I was so curious
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:56 pm to TheCaterpillar
I hate people like this. Buy your own fricking cucumbers and slice them instead of inconveniencing everyone around you.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:56 pm to DestrehanTiger
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Yeah, your mother should be more thoughtful when making a free meal for her.
my wife is the regulator on how often we go visit my mother so, my mother might be better off if she was more respectful.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:00 pm to Hawkeye95
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my mother might be better off if she was more respectful.
This still interests me. Does your wife get upset because the meat is made with the meal or that a meat substitute isn't provided? I'm just curious what your wife is expecting from your mom.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
I'm dating a vegan from Oregon.
Yes. Oh yes. I have.
Yes. Oh yes. I have.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:08 pm to SEClint
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I'm dating a vegan from Oregon.
Yes. Oh yes. I have.
How do you eat together? I have been to 1 vegan restaurant and I couldn't make it through the kale chip appetizer. I just got drunk on an empty stomach instead. At least they still drink.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:09 pm to TheCaterpillar
He's making a point like people that violently cough when they walk thru people that are smoking. That's my guess. Can NOT be 100% serious about being concerned he's actually consuming 3 molecules of meat.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:14 pm to m2pro
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He's making a point like people that violently cough when they walk thru people that are smoking. That's my guess. Can NOT be 100% serious about being concerned he's actually consuming 3 molecules of meat.
I don't cough by any means, but I can't help the look on my face that looks like I just smelled a fart. Its just a natural response to that stench
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