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re: Anyone ever had a battery so dead the starter won’t make a sound and the hood won’t open?

Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
8046 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:10 am to
Have somebody pull on the hood release while you thump the hood with your fist where the release latch is located. It should release.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24884 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:11 am to
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walk up and use your hand to bump where the hood latch will be.


Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:12 am to
Y’all I don’t know what to tell you. The release inside the car wasn’t popping the hood and the battery was graveyard dead. Someone on here told me to have one person pull the hood up while pulling the release. That worked. Then we jumped the battery and closed the hood and now the internal release lever is working again.

I was dumbfounded when it wasn’t working because exactly like everyone is describing I expected it to be a fully mechanical release. I’m not sure if it was just a weird coincidence or Chevrolet in their infinite wisdom actually connected it somehow to the electronics in the car. But it is what it is.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:12 am to
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Why is the key stuck in the ignition?


My key gets stuck in the ignition whenever the battery is dead. It’s annoying.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33413 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:13 am to
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Eta: and now that the battery is working the hood release is working fine.
somethings not right here unless the people that put that car together just wanted to be assholes
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38477 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:13 am to
Why does your battery go dead so often?
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:15 am to
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Why does your battery go dead so often?


It’s gone dead twice now. Once when the battery just got worn out and now this time when I left it draining.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9806 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:22 am to
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Once when the battery just got worn out and now this time when I left it draining.


Maybe you left the hood popped and it was draining your battery.
Posted by HTOWNTIGER1
**Platinum Member **Katy,Texas
Member since Dec 2004
7096 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:25 am to
Have your husband look at it..
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:27 am to
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I’m yanking on the release and the hood just isn’t popping

Make sure it’s the hood release and not the parking break release.
Some vehicles have a similar lever for both
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:33 am to
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Eta: I’m yanking on the release and the hood just isn’t popping.


Bruh, your emergency brake is already disengaged.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:35 am to
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Make sure it’s the hood release and not the parking break release.
Some vehicles have a similar lever for both


It definitely wasn’t that. My parking brake is a hand brake in between the driver and passenger seats. Maybe it was just jammed and happened to coincide with the battery being dead. But my heart definitely sank when it wouldn’t release the hood. Cars have plenty of dumb “features” nowadays that get fricked when the electronics stop working right.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36022 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:38 am to
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This is like the gas cap not opening if the car is out of gas.

Wish I was rich enough to have a car lacking that much functionality.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:39 am to
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Cars have plenty of dumb “features” nowadays that get fricked when the electronics stop working right.


Once again, hood release on a 2008 Chevy is not one of them.

You just had a coincidence.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15841 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:41 am to
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Is your battery not in front of the middle seat on passenger side under floorboard?


Though you can certainly jump the battery in this position, or if it's in the trunk, like many cars are now, there are still terminals under the hood that allow you to jump off the battery.

I would think there's some kind of automatic shut off with the dash cam, to prevent this from happening. I guess not.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90546 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:42 am to
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I’m yanking on the release and the hood just isn’t popping. Like almost all modern cars it pops an inch or so then there’s a manual release under the hood itself. But I can’t even get it to do the initial pop.



Pull the release and then go slap the hood with your hand it’s just stuck
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:42 am to
Hood won’t open because the battery is dead? You have to be joking.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:44 am to
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Once again, hood release on a 2008 Chevy is not one of them.

You just had a coincidence.


It was a fun way to start a Monday
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:45 am to
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Though you can certainly jump the battery in this position, or if it's in the trunk, like many cars are now, there are still terminals under the hood that allow you to jump off the battery.

I would think there's some kind of automatic shut off with the dash cam, to prevent this from happening. I guess not.


No it’s some shitty Amazon/Chinese brand recommended by this board.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:45 am to
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Anyone ever had a battery so dead the starter won’t make a sound and the hood won’t open


I’m sure it’s been addressed in the 3 pages so far, but has anyone ever, anywhere seen a car that needed a functioning battery for the hood to open?
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