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Posted on 1/21/16 at 6:06 am to John88
Stayed at my grandmas when I was 16 for a week in the summer. She walked in on me and started telling me to stop but I couldn't stop. She grabbed my Wrist and tried to pull my hand off but I had a death grip on the cock. We had about 10 seconds of tug o war and then I came all over her arm.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 6:08 am to Dick Leverage
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Dick Leverage
Posted on 1/21/16 at 6:26 am to John88
My ex-wife was going to pour a glass of cold water on me while I was showering. Imagine her surprise when she jerked back the curtain.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 6:51 am to bencoleman
This thread was a Good read this morning.
Have not been caught that I know of. Been close with the wife a few times
Have not been caught that I know of. Been close with the wife a few times
Posted on 1/21/16 at 6:54 am to Bama and Beer
Just make sure to place the lotion back where it belongs and you will be ok. 
Posted on 1/21/16 at 6:56 am to lsunurse
Yeah gotta be careful with that. Can get lazy when she's out of town for a little while
Posted on 1/21/16 at 7:11 am to Bama and Beer
I think if your significant other cares that you masturbate you have issues.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 7:12 am to PPL
She doesn't. She's asked if I occasionally do it and I told her yes but it's not like she wants to know every time. End of conversation
This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 7:19 am
Posted on 1/21/16 at 7:13 am to Bama and Beer
Why does your wife give a frick if you wax the hog? Unless of course you are neglecting her, but I don't suspect that is usually the case when females get upset about things like this.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 7:18 am to lsunurse
On the couch? I hope you don't let your friends sit there
Posted on 1/21/16 at 7:44 am to Dick Leverage
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Dick Leverage
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:09 am to John88
I get caught all the damn time.
But that happens when you do it in public.
But that happens when you do it in public.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:11 am to John88
My Dad opened my door to tell me supper was ready.I was 14.He didn't see but the grin on his face told me he knew what I was doing.
He said "What you doing?"
I said "nothing".
He said "You sure".
Then shut the door.Good times.
He said "What you doing?"
I said "nothing".
He said "You sure".
Then shut the door.Good times.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:19 am to John88
Me and a close lady friend walked in our roomate beating it one time. One of the fuinniest things ever
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:34 am to John88
My roomie freshman year walked in on me. In the 5 seconds I had between hearing his key slide in and the door opening, all I could do is pull my pants up. When he walked in he saw the material playing on the computer, bottle of lotion, and the towel laid out in the landing zone. I jumped up and tried to make small talk, he gave a few answers and then left. Wasn't until he was gone that I noticed the tip of my boner was sticking out the top of my shorts. We never acknowledged that it happened in the 2 years we lived together but I'm sure he told all the chicks in our dorm he was friends with. Fond memories
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:42 am to John88
its kind of hard to be 'caught' when everyone in our house justs does it out in the open. kind of like therapy.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:43 am to Bama and Beer
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She doesn't. She's asked if I occasionally do it and I told her yes but it's not like she wants to know every time. End of conversation
Ah. I think it struck me as strange because (I'm not one of those people who tend to share personal details or say things just for a reaction on the internet, but I found this to be genuinely interesting and it seems relevant), um, mine likes to watch.
So this conversation got me curious and I did some googling and apparently that's not too uncommon.
LINK
(Link is to a conversation on reddit. I haven't read the whole thing, but I believe it's mostly SFW.)
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Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:47 am to PPL
this could be an awesome thray to bookmark for later use if some of the good looking and std free o-t chicks would tell us their masturbation stories.
:squirt:
:squirt:
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:57 am to HarryBalzack
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I middle school we had a kid get caught doing it in the middle of class. He had his jacket over his lap and was long stroking it underneath. The kid next to him noticed and reached over and yanked the jacket from his lap, leaving dude stranded, pencil in hand.
Member's only jacket?
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