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re: Anyone ever got caught masturbating?

Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:08 pm to
It is yours and you can wash it as fast as you want to.
Posted by massiveattack
CharLIT/Chapel Chill
Member since Oct 2010
11584 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:11 pm to
Got in trouble a few times when I forgot to clear the browser history growing up, and gave the family computer a few viruses, but was never caught in the act.
This post was edited on 1/20/16 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49661 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:12 pm to
Got caught by the nuns. They told me I'd go blind. I told them I'd stop when I needed glasses.
Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:13 pm to
Yes. In high school. Changed my life for the better.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:13 pm to
Mom got to talking about "knowing what is on that computer" back in the Napster/Limewire days. Stopped her before she got into specifics and said "I'll delete it" and had also saved a copy of Mein Kampf out of historical curiousity. So, my mom thinks I'm either a Nazi or someone who enjoys gushing teachers tied to office desks.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5693 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:16 pm to
Buddy got caught by his wife. This idiot was flogging the dolphin laying in bed beside his sleeping wife. Apparently, the bouncing of the mattress woke her up and she said, "What are you doing!?!". His response... "Do you want me to finish or go to the bathroom?"...
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

My mom caught me and my dad together once.


Where did your dad touch you?
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21221 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:19 pm to
One time when me and my ex were dating her dad left to go get her sister from johnnys pizza so me and her were on the couch playing around.

All of a sudden we hear her dads truck door slam. She yanks up her panties and shorts and runs to her room. I'm sitting on the couch with my pants around my ankles and a red blanket over my lap.

Her dad sits in his chair next to the couch. I had to wait until he went to the back of the house before I could pull up my pants.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4970 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:21 pm to
Wife caught me once, she jumped on.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:23 pm to
Too many times for me to count.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23449 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:40 pm to
Wife busted me rubbing one off in the shower once, and stormed out of the bathroom. After I got out I went into the living room to talk to her and she said it made her feel like I was cheating on her. After a few minutes of damage control everything was cool. Then I muttered the words that will live in infamy "if I would have known it would only take 10 minutes for you to get over me cheating on you I would have done it along time ago" she didn't find it as funny as I did..
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:55 pm to
I get caught by the wife all the time. I don't care, and she doesn't seem to mind. I imagine that's because she believes it keeps me from trying to stick it in her every day.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89024 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 11:04 pm to
Sounds like you're not Master of your Domain.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 11:55 pm to
I've never been caught (as far as i know) but I did walk in on my brother once doing it to milfs... Most awkward moment ever
Posted by Flynn2Bryd
Member since Sep 2015
606 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 12:38 am to
Some kid at my school his sophomore got caught in his spanish class and licked his frickin hand....gross
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 12:38 am to
This happened to me. The one time I forgot to delete the search history my mom found it but I blamed it on my dad and they got in a big fight
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80686 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 12:40 am to
Kid in high school got caught getting a handjob from his GF in the library.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24145 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 12:41 am to
This thread again? :zzz:
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 1:26 am to
I found a bottle of lotion left on the couch one morning after I got off work. Teased my husband for a couple days over that one
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