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re: Anyone else skipping church because kids keep getting sick in nursery?

Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
9011 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:11 pm to
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i'm skipping because i don't believe in God


Well. You’re in for a big surprise if you are wrong.


If I’m wrong, I’ll never know.
Posted by hansongrad
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2013
163 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:38 pm to
Did you ask for that job or is someone making you do it.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10132 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:59 pm to
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Well. You’re in for a big surprise if you are wrong.


Would God really be pissed at me if I dont believe in him while on Earth?
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
9011 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 3:41 pm to
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Would God really be pissed at me if I dont believe in him while on Earth?


Not my call on that one hoss.

There is a verse that goes something like: “if you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven.”

Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 3:43 pm to
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no... i'm skipping because i don't believe in God


Look, everyone, it's THAT guy.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82387 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:02 pm to
That's a legitimate reason.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Anyone else skipping church
yes
quote:

because kids keep getting sick in nursery?
no
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:14 pm to
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I’m skipping Church because I’m having sex and that is much more important to me than listening to some blow hard lecture


I'd hope that God is a cool enough guy to understand that morning sex is better than a church lecture.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:39 pm to
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Also you get to check out all the young women who like to dress slutty.
this is only a Christmas/Easter thing though right?
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56924 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:48 pm to
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You can go to church and not be a believer. Just play along and get the benefits of meeting good people and being part of a community.
most Christians are generally fake and the sense of community is more of a drama circle cause they’re all bored with their basic lives
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21289 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:55 pm to
If you are looking for quality over quantity, go to Sunday school.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1304 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:59 pm to
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Anyone else skipping church because kids keep getting sick in nursery?


YES!! That’s EXCATLY why I missed Church. If anybody asks that’s why I missed ok? We good? Sweet
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

If you are looking for quality over quantity, go to Sunday school.


uh aren’t those girls like 14
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21289 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 7:14 pm to
Everyone goes to Sunday school weirdo
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
28264 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 8:32 pm to
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Well. You’re in for a big surprise if you are wrong.


If I’m wrong, I’ll never know.



ah, Pascal's Wager... pretty simple minded, but i get it...
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41894 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 8:38 pm to
A long time ago I gave up religion for lent and what do you know, the habit stuck.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33744 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 8:40 pm to
We skip church to skip church

Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 8:43 pm to
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Anyone else skipping church because kids keep getting sick in nursery?



You would think sky daddy would stop willing that to happen, sick kids must amuse him.
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