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facher08
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Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
I'm usually a very hard sleeper without any meds or alcohol assistance, but over the last week my gf said one night I grabbed her boob super hard and then grabbed her hand and threw it on my crotch, rolled over, then did it all again. Last night she said I shook her awake said "Ramadan" then went back to sleep. I haven't heard or read that word in months and have no recollection of any of this.

Anyone else have funny/weird of things you or you kids said or did while sleeping? Anyone start doing this later in life?


fatboydave
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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grabbed her hand and threw it on my crotch

sounds like sleep sexual abuse


fr33manator
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
I’ll apparently tell whole stories in my sleep.

Sit up, recount things to no one at all, mutter random gibberish over and over and then lay down.

I told a story about a skeleton faced possum that attacked me the other night.



facher08
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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sounds like sleep sexual abuse


It does. She's been calling me Sleep Raper for a couple days.


Manzielathon
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
“Ramadan” lmao

Allah works in mysterious ways
This post was edited on 1/23 at 7:48 am


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fr33manator
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
My rule is I’m not responsible for things I say or do when I’m in dreamland.

It’s like a chick getting mad at you because you cheated in her dream. That shite doesn’t fly.

If dream me rolls over and gets frisky, either put him back to bed or enjoy the ride.


777Tiger
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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I’ll apparently tell whole stories in my sleep.


in addition to flying the line I also am a check airman, which involves instructing and evaluating at our training center, although she says she hasn't heard it in a few years, the old lady says I sometimes "instruct" in my sleep, at first she didn't realize what it was but I took her to work a year or so ago just to let her see what that was all about and to let her fly the simulator, she started laughing after we'd been in there for a few minutes and said that's what I'd been doing in my sleep




/:CSB!


DarthRebel
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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the last week my gf said one night I grabbed her boob super hard and then grabbed her hand and threw it on my crotch, rolled over, then did it all again


She needs to leave this abusive relationship now and you need to see a therapists.


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TDsngumbo
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
I’ve tried fricking my wife while she was asleep. She got overly animated and talkative when that happened. She didn’t want to and I wanted to, so we compromised and she slapped the shite out of me and went back to sleep.


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fr33manator
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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I also am a check airman,



Like from the Check Republic?

I’ve been recorded more than a time or two. Sometimes I speak a language I don’t know. Other times I’ve been fighting to free myself from the wires. Another time I kept repeating “don’t let the badger go!”

Might have been talking to Les miles


777Tiger
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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Might have been talking to Les miles


he was obviously asleep too


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CaptainsWafer
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
My one month old grunts and moved a lot. But she’s not a pervert like you are.


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East Coast Band
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
My beagle will sometimes bark in her sleep and sometimes looks like she's trying to run.

You, on the other hand, need to seek help. You're probably a rapist


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GetCocky11
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
Only when I'm sick.


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LSUGrad9295
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?


Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes....


A father had a teenage daughter who was prone to talking in her sleep. One night, the girl fell asleep on the couch and the dad happened to overhear the daughter talking about having sex with her boyfriend.

Enraged, the father confronted the boyfriend the next time he was over at the house.

"Son, my daughter has been talking in her sleep and I heard her talk about having sex with you. Is this true??"

The boy knew he had been caught red-handed, so he sheepishly replied "Uhh...yes sir, it is"

Upon hearing this, the angry dad replied "You MOTHERfrickER!!!!!"

To which the son replied, "Damn.....do ALL of the women in your house talk in their sleep?"





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Codythetiger
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
I rarely wake up in the same spot I go to bed, there are times I go to bed and I'll completely flip spots and end up at the foot.

Most the time I wake up with no pillows or blankets on my bed. That's pretty common, the only part that freaks me out is that I end up with scratches all over my sides and back. It's like somebody clawing me in my sleep, obviously that isn't really happening and I'm just scratching myself to death for some reason but yeah it scares my gf when she wakes up and see's my back in the bathroom.


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windshieldman
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
Guy I work with at fire dept will sometimes randomly start screaming in his sleep. Not sure how many times I was woken up expecting to be murdered. A couple years ago he and another guy were in same dorm sleeping while I was in a different room. He started screaming which woke the other guy up who starting yelling, in turn woke me up and I initially thought they were being murdered, then I realized it was just “insert name” and rolled back over. Great guy also, laid back, surprised he does that.


georgia
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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Sit up, recount things to no one at all, mutter random gibberish over and over and then lay down.




Sounds like your post history.


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soccerfüt
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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Anyone Else Overly Animated
Tom Hanks?



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Hogwarts
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re: Anyone Else Overly Animated or Talkative in Their Sleep?
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It’s like a chick getting mad at you because you cheated in her dream. That shite doesn’t fly.


My wife wakes up mad at me 2-3 times a week because of this.


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