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re: Anyone else never blow their nose into a tissue?

Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Perse
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Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:06 pm to
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It’s just less clean and much less efficient to blow your nose into a tissue smashed against your face.


I blow into a tissue then fold it over so I'm wiping the nose with a clean side of the tissue. Nothing gross about that. I've seen my brothers blow like you do and it's disgusting. The snot ends up all over the upper lip right below the nose. Then they use their sleeve to clean it up.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:15 pm to
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I've seen my brothers blow like you do and it's disgusting. The snot ends up all over the upper lip right below the nose. Then they use their sleeve to clean it up.


how are things down in Aintree, baw?
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:17 pm to
I have to agree on this one. My tissue skills are not good. I just smear snot everywhere when I try to do it.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38519 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:24 pm to
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The snot ends up all over the upper lip right below the nose. Then they use their sleeve to clean it up.



Has to be poor technique. They need to learn to really put some power behind the blow. No need to worry about blowing out the back side of the tissue when shooting snot rockets.

ETA - It's also important to seal off the off blow nostril.
This post was edited on 6/19/21 at 2:26 pm
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11294 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:27 pm to
That’s why shirts have sleeves.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62790 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:30 pm to
I use about 10 tissues a year.
Meanwhile, the wife uses about 10 tissues an hour.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:21 pm to
Just use your finger and scoop it out.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41589 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:21 pm to
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When I blow my nose i go to the bathroom and fire a rocket into the toilet, and use the tissue after.


I gagged reading that
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4659 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:52 pm to
I would gag watching you smear snot all over your nose.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4273 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:58 pm to
I grew up mostly in the Middle East. The primary method of nose blowing over there appeared to be opening your car door when stopped at an intersection and letting it rip onto the street. A truly foul practice indigenous to shite holes.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15761 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 4:06 pm to
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Smearing snot all over your nose is Neanderthal.


How exactly to you think people are blowing their nose? You shouldn’t be smearing anything over your nose.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 4:12 pm to
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When I blow my nose i go to the bathroom and fire a rocket into the toilet, and use the tissue after.

If that's the ideal way of doing it, let's hope everyone else has as good an aim as you do. Otherwise we'll all be slipping and sliding on snot when we go to the bathroom. Possibly even slipping off the seat of the shitter onto the bathroom, floor covered in snot.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 4:35 pm to
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and fire a rocket into the toilet,


Do you also shite in your hand and throw it at other primates you don’t recognize?
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4659 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 5:11 pm to
You are blowing your nose into a tissue that’s pressed against your nose. So it’s going to splatter and smear against your nose. It’s disgusting even though you wipe it off shortly after.

A clean rocket into the sank or toilet with a short wipe afterward is much more sanitary and civilized

Plus , my way is always done in privacy, So no one has to watch your snot smearing while eating desert.
This post was edited on 6/19/21 at 5:18 pm
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 5:28 pm to
I blow my load on your mom's face
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 7:17 pm to
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A clean rocket into the sank or toilet with a short wipe afterward is much more sanitary and civilized

Bro, what do you have over there, rifled nostrils? Because sawed off shotgun blast would seem to be the more likely effect. A one inch barrel.
This post was edited on 6/19/21 at 7:20 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41589 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 8:15 pm to
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Plus , my way is always done in privacy, So no one has to watch your snot smearing while eating desert.


That’s nice - but who eats sand?
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
27224 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 8:18 pm to
If you're outside cutting the grass the snot rocket is acceptable.

Inside that's just wrong.
This post was edited on 6/19/21 at 8:19 pm
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