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re: Anybody here pay for their SO's breast augmentation?
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:46 am to Jorts R Us
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:46 am to Jorts R Us
I bought my gf tits in college and then got them redone after kids two years ago
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Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:46 am to Jorts R Us
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Thinking about ways to get my wife to leave me and from what I've seen on the OT, paying for a boob job seems like a good approach.
I don't know of any woman who has had breast augmentation and is still married to the person they were with when they had the procedure. With that being said, there's got to be a cheaper way...those things are costly.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:51 am to Jorts R Us
My childhood best friend did, then she let half the town play with them.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:54 am to Jorts R Us
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Thinking about ways to get my wife to leave me
Are you in LA? Do you have kids together?
Buy her tits then post pics. I might be watching your kids on a random Wednesday.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:56 am to Artie Rome
Gettem pregnant, they'll swell up for free.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:57 am to Jorts R Us
I'm looking for someone to pay for a reduction. Actually, probably just the deductible/co-insurance part. They will be removing plenty so my insurance will pay 
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:59 am to SpaceMank
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Unfortunately my wife is going in the wrong direction. She is getting a reduction.
That's like slapping God in the face.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:03 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Then they look like fried eggs hanging from a nail after they breastfeed
This post was edited on 6/22/16 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:03 pm to madmaxvol
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With that being said, there's got to be a cheaper way...those things are costly.
They aren't too bad if you don't need a lift.
Implants only = $4000
Implants and lift = $8000
This post was edited on 6/22/16 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:06 pm to Jorts R Us
This is actually pretty brilliant:
A. Her new boobs put the spark back in the relationship saving the marriage; or
B. Her new boobs attract new attention from other guys, causing her to cheat. This gives you a moral justification to divorce her while giving you a huge advantage in custody proceedings.
C. Nothing changes , but your wife has bigger boobs to look at
If your relationship is already rocky and likely headed to divorce anyways, the investment could pay off in two different ways while being increadibly low risk.
A. Her new boobs put the spark back in the relationship saving the marriage; or
B. Her new boobs attract new attention from other guys, causing her to cheat. This gives you a moral justification to divorce her while giving you a huge advantage in custody proceedings.
C. Nothing changes , but your wife has bigger boobs to look at
If your relationship is already rocky and likely headed to divorce anyways, the investment could pay off in two different ways while being increadibly low risk.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:14 pm to CorkSoaker
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Implants only = $4000
I think most male posters on here would rather a chick with small boobs than one that went really cheap on a boob job.
There are things in this life you go cheap on....a boob job isn't one of them.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:14 pm to Jorts R Us
I paid for my ole lady's boobs. She definitely needed em after the kiddos.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:15 pm to Jorts R Us
She's going to leave you after you upgrade them.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:16 pm to lsunurse
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think most male posters on here would rather a chick with small boobs than one that went really cheap on a boob job.
100% agree.
But I'd rather in almost every situation I've been in natural tits over fake ones.
A lift after kids? Sure.
I also knew a girl who was so flat chested she couldn't wear clothes correctly because women's clothes are made to fit around breasts. So she got implants to be an a/b cup. I get that too. And they were still small and looked like they fit her frame well.
But A 20/30 yr old woman with a set of bolt ons that clearly don't match her frame? No thanks.
This post was edited on 6/22/16 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:16 pm to Perrydawg
Yeah but you can put syrup on them and pretend their pancakes.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:16 pm to lsunurse
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There are things in this life you go cheap on....a boob job isn't one of them
Mattress, Lasik, and I guess boob jobs. We have two kids and my wife has great tits.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:17 pm to castorinho
This is the best use of the bold move cotton gif I've ever seen.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:19 pm to Artie Rome
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Lasik
Yeah I don't get how people even consider the cheapo options for this one.
You only have two eyes...and they are aiming lasers at them....I would think the term "you get what you pay for" certainly applies here.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:22 pm to lsunurse
I paid $3500 for mine 12 years ago. My vision is still better than 20/20. That was from -4.75 in contacts. I could have paid $1500 and been nearly blind again. You pay for the machine...not the doctor.
Posted on 6/22/16 at 12:23 pm to Jorts R Us
A friend got his wife a boob job. She divorced him right after.
He said it was like "putting mags on a Vega"!
He said it was like "putting mags on a Vega"!
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