re: Anybody here pay for their SO&#39;s breast augmentation?

Posted by Phil A Sheo

equinsu ocha

Member since Aug 2011

12166 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:46 pm to Jorts R Us

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Thinking about ways to get my wife to leave me and from what I've seen on the OT, paying for a boob job seems like a good approach.

Worked for me.. My X turned into a raging whore that slept with everyone except me.

Posted by Bama and Beer

Baldwin Co, AL

Member since Oct 2010

85807 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:46 pm to NoHoTiger

Missed it.

Posted by AwesomeSauce

Das Boot

Member since May 2015

11625 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:48 pm to NoHoTiger

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NoHoTiger

If you need help holding them let me know.

Posted by NoHoTiger

So many to kill, so little time

Member since Nov 2006

46209 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:53 pm to Bama and Beer

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Missed it.

You didn't miss much.

Posted by NoHoTiger

So many to kill, so little time

Member since Nov 2006

46209 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:54 pm to AwesomeSauce

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If you need help holding them let me know.

thanks, I appreciate the offer

Posted by AwesomeSauce

Das Boot

Member since May 2015

11625 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:55 pm to NoHoTiger

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I appreciate the offer

Anytime. Anything else giving you pains that needs a helping hand just let me know.

Posted by NoHoTiger

So many to kill, so little time

Member since Nov 2006

46209 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:55 pm to AwesomeSauce

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AwesomeSauce

You'll be my first call

Posted by AwesomeSauce

Das Boot

Member since May 2015

11625 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:56 pm to NoHoTiger

Posted by EA6B

Member since Dec 2012

14754 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:57 pm to Jorts R Us

Of the few dozen or so couples my wife and I know where the wife got a boob job it looks like the divorce rate is probably 100%, never thought about it from that angle before.

Posted by fishfighter

RIP

Member since Apr 2008

40026 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 4:58 pm to NoHoTiger

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If you want to walk behind me holding them up so they stop causing pain I'll consider keeping them.

Hell, I can do that for a small fee of motorboating the hell out of them now and then.

Posted by NoHoTiger

So many to kill, so little time

Member since Nov 2006

46209 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 5:00 pm to fishfighter

How you doin Fish? Must be doing well enough if you're thinking about motorboating boobs.

Posted by TheCaterpillar

Member since Jan 2004

76774 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 5:01 pm to Jorts R Us

My wife has big ole boobs and its great, but I know after a couple kids chew on those puppies they're gonna get all saggy and I'm going to have to shell out some coin to perk em back up.

I'll gladly do it though when the time comes. Maybe try some insurance scam and say she has back problems or something.

Posted by TheCaterpillar

Member since Jan 2004

76774 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 5:02 pm to EA6B

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Of the few dozen or so couples my wife and I know where the wife got a boob job it looks like the divorce rate is probably 100%, never thought about it from that angle before.

Probably less to do with the boobs and more to do with the types of people that get fake tits.

Fake tits are different than a post-children lift/tightening IMO.

Posted by CAD703X

Liberty Island

Member since Jul 2008

94675 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 5:05 pm to TheCaterpillar

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Of the few dozen or so couples my wife and I know where the wife got a boob job it looks like the divorce rate is probably 100%, never thought about it from that angle before.

i can attest one of the last screw-jobs my ex did on me was a $26k boob & lipo job.

so i see your 100% & add to it.

Posted by fishfighter

RIP

Member since Apr 2008

40026 posts

Posted on 6/22/16 at 5:07 pm to NoHoTiger

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Must be doing well enough if you're thinking about motorboating boobs.

Hell, I'm a tit man and for some reason a good set perks me up. There was a young lady in a Mc Dees, no bra and a nice set wear a tank top with just the right amount handing out today. I had to turn around or become a creepy mofo. When I got to my doctors office visit, I was asked why my BP was high.