Started By
Message

Anybody here ever been accused of stealing?

Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:05 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:05 pm
I was at walmart getting a few groceries and I found a pack of screws that I needed for the house. I had to use the bathroom and I put the pack of screws back on the shelf. When I came out the bathroom a Walmart security lady was there waiting for me. She said take the item out of my pocket in front of everybody. I was like wtf are you talking about I didn’t steal anything. She said I saw you on camera stealing a pack of something. I showed her my pockets and all I had was my phone and keys. I showed her where I left the pack of screws on the shelf and she was like ok and not saying I’m sorry or anything. I was so angry I gave her a piece of my mind and I never been so embarrassed having people looking at me like I committed a crime. I had a buggy full of groceries and I left it there and walked out.
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42011 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:09 pm to
You should have filmed the whole thing and asked her, "Am I being detained?". It would have been a hit on social media.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15103 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:10 pm to
Could have been worse

Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5276 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

I was so angry I gave her a piece of my mind

I'm sure you really hurt her feelings.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6365 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:11 pm to
She ray sis. And Walmart bathroom? Come on baw
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155639 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:12 pm to
That pugnacious fop Alistair Conway had the audacity to accuse me of snatching his vile neon green ascot after we returned from Mortimer’s dinner party. He actually left it under the seat. Needless to say it was the last time I let him ride in my lifted, blacked out excursion.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:13 pm to
Why wouldn’t you have just put the screws in the shopping cart with your groceries?
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:15 pm to
I don’t know if it’s worse to buy groceries or use the bathroom at wal mart.
This post was edited on 11/26/18 at 11:16 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15327 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:20 pm to
I would love to know what this “piece of your mind was” because had it been me I probably would have ended up on the local news.

quote:

Why wouldn’t you have just put the screws in the shopping cart with your groceries


Golfer has a point. I bet you schemed all day how to make out with those #10-32 machine screws.
This post was edited on 11/26/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65694 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:24 pm to
A couple of times in business situations.

It was proven otherwise and I took the high road throughout but I didn’t like being wrongfully accused of being a thief or a LIAR.

I hate LIARS.
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:26 pm to
I went to jail for stealing out of Walmart. They tried to give me eight years for a damn iPod.

LINK
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40534 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:29 pm to
I’m impressed she even gave a damn. I saw a guy at Kroger the other day scan all his items at the self checkout and then sneak out without paying and it made me irrationally angry,
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63329 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:45 pm to
This should serve as a wake-up call that there’s something about you that makes you seem the type to smuggle screws up your butt.
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10049 posts
Posted on 11/26/18 at 11:49 pm to
$30,000 law suit
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21158 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 12:31 am to
I had to take a crap at a super WalMart once. Came out of nowhere. I quickly ran the calculations on how long it would take to get home, but freeway construction.

Pretty awful. Covered in graffiti, crapper was a wall mount that felt like it was going to fall any second, and someone sounded and smelled like he was dying in the other stall.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 1:20 am to
I’m honestly shocked she gave a shite.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9933 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:45 am to
quote:

I was at walmart

Does not compute. Why would anyone with any self worth go to a Walmart instead of Target? frick Walmart and the trash that shops there.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1137 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Does not compute. Why would anyone with any self worth go to a Walmart instead of Target? frick Walmart and the trash that shops there.


Well, in the OP's defense, he did need the bathroom while at the store. Target's bathrooms are confusing multi-gender pods.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 8:12 am to
Was tailgating and had one of those cheap purple 50 can totes from wal mart. There had to have been a million of them on campus. Went to a friends tailgate and he had carried my tote for me while I was socializing with work folks. I saw the tote and opened it for a beer and realized it wasn't mine, quickly zipped it back up without reaching in. Some blowhard flipped his shite on me.
Posted by Royal
God's Country
Member since Apr 2009
1003 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 8:15 am to
That, or started screaming “BRUH I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!” While note complying. That always helps too
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram