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Anybody have some "first time going to the gf's parents house" nightmare stories?
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:27 pm
The first time I went to go meet one of my old girlfriend's parents was a memorable visit. I stayed at her house for a few days over our Christmas break my sophomore year at LSU.
It was my last day there and I went to go shite, shower, shave before I headed out. I first took a dump of the century and wiped a little too much... The toilet clogged and there was no plunger in the BR. I was still nervous to shite around my GF at the time so I didn't go out and ask her for a plunger. I decided to try and flush again... Bad move. The toilet began to overflow and I went into panic mode.
Shite was going everywhere and I thought for sure that this was the last time I would be over at her house. Anyways, I started picking stuff off the ground so that it wouldn't be covered in doodoo water. One of the items was her cat's litter box. I set it on the ledge of the bathtub (stupid, I know) and started to clean up as best as I could. During this process, I managed to knock over the litter box into the bathtub... I thought, "no problem, I can just turn the water on and let it rinse down the drain." Little did I know that cat litter clumps when in contact with water (I hate cats and knew nothing about litter). So all the cat litter started clumping in the tub and it was just a huge clusterfrick. An hour and a half passes by and my GF knocks on the door to see what the hell is going on. I cleaned up pretty much everything and unclogged the toilet by hand but I had to tell her. She laughed hysterically and we ended up dating for 3 years
What stories does the O-T have?
TL;DR: shited and overflowed the toilet at my gf's house
It was my last day there and I went to go shite, shower, shave before I headed out. I first took a dump of the century and wiped a little too much... The toilet clogged and there was no plunger in the BR. I was still nervous to shite around my GF at the time so I didn't go out and ask her for a plunger. I decided to try and flush again... Bad move. The toilet began to overflow and I went into panic mode.
Shite was going everywhere and I thought for sure that this was the last time I would be over at her house. Anyways, I started picking stuff off the ground so that it wouldn't be covered in doodoo water. One of the items was her cat's litter box. I set it on the ledge of the bathtub (stupid, I know) and started to clean up as best as I could. During this process, I managed to knock over the litter box into the bathtub... I thought, "no problem, I can just turn the water on and let it rinse down the drain." Little did I know that cat litter clumps when in contact with water (I hate cats and knew nothing about litter). So all the cat litter started clumping in the tub and it was just a huge clusterfrick. An hour and a half passes by and my GF knocks on the door to see what the hell is going on. I cleaned up pretty much everything and unclogged the toilet by hand but I had to tell her. She laughed hysterically and we ended up dating for 3 years
What stories does the O-T have?
TL;DR: shited and overflowed the toilet at my gf's house
This post was edited on 8/25/18 at 6:35 pm
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Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:30 pm to MettShow69
Condom dropped out my back pocket when I picked her up for prom
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:30 pm to MettShow69
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:31 pm to MettShow69
Oh parents... I read "first time going to the gf's rents house nightmare stories" and I visualized visiting the fiancee's rundown rented house
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:33 pm to MettShow69
Gfs dad told me in a semi pleasant way to keep the snake in the cage while I stayed under his roof...we were visiting and they lived in another state.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:33 pm to Kafka
quote:same here. I'm guessing titles was too long. Should have removed the "anybody" from the title instead
Oh parents... I read "first time going to the gf's rents house nightmare stories" and I visualized visiting the fiancee's rundown rented house
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:34 pm to MettShow69
went to her house and she didn't pay the rent. The landlord took the door off the front of the house. Mosquitoes were everywhere. We left and went to my house. 
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:39 pm to MettShow69
Worked at Buffalo Wild Wings, started dating a girl there.
About 2 months in, we're hanging out and her younger brother, 16 years old calls and says he needs a ride home. No biggie, let's help him out.
Go to pick him up, he is rolling his arse off. He gives me 2. I take both of them.
Then I realized we're driving him home to the parents house, who I have yet to meet. Oh joy.
Me, the girlfriend and younger brother roll up to parents house at 1AM. I'm rolling so hard, my dick is about 1 inch.
Walk into the parents house, turn the living room light on, sure as shite...a 12 year olds sleepover is happening. No less than 10 kids full asleep, and now awake in the living room.
Parents come out, I play it as cool as you could imagine while mashing the frick out of my jaw.
Girlfriend had told her dad, I was into golf. He's giving me the Spanish Inquistion on club selection and my response was, 'Ill give you whatever, if we can end this convo'.
About 2 months in, we're hanging out and her younger brother, 16 years old calls and says he needs a ride home. No biggie, let's help him out.
Go to pick him up, he is rolling his arse off. He gives me 2. I take both of them.
Then I realized we're driving him home to the parents house, who I have yet to meet. Oh joy.
Me, the girlfriend and younger brother roll up to parents house at 1AM. I'm rolling so hard, my dick is about 1 inch.
Walk into the parents house, turn the living room light on, sure as shite...a 12 year olds sleepover is happening. No less than 10 kids full asleep, and now awake in the living room.
Parents come out, I play it as cool as you could imagine while mashing the frick out of my jaw.
Girlfriend had told her dad, I was into golf. He's giving me the Spanish Inquistion on club selection and my response was, 'Ill give you whatever, if we can end this convo'.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:42 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
Worked at Buffalo Wild Wings, started dating a girl there.
About 2 months in, we're hanging out and her younger brother, 16 years old calls and says he needs a ride home. No biggie, let's help him out.
Go to pick him up, he is rolling his arse off. He gives me 2. I take both of them.
Then I realized we're driving him home to the parents house, who I have yet to meet. Oh joy.
Me, the girlfriend and younger brother roll up to parents house at 1AM. I'm rolling so hard, my dick is about 1 inch.
Walk into the parents house, turn the living room light on, sure as shite...a 12 year olds sleepover is happening. No less than 10 kids full asleep, and now awake in the living room.
Parents come out, I play it as cool as you could imagine while mashing the frick out of my jaw.
Girlfriend had told her dad, I was into golf. He's giving me the Spanish Inquistion on club selection and my response was, 'Ill give you whatever, if we can end this convo'.
quote:No, it doesn't
ThatMakesSense
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:44 pm to castorinho
quote:
No, it doesn't
You're an Africa dork. I'm sure fun stuff alluded you.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:46 pm to ThatMakesSense
I zipped my beans up in my zipper while taking a wiz
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:48 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:I presume this is some sort of druggie jargon?
he is rolling his arse off. He gives me 2. I take both of them
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:54 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
ThatMakesSense
Most ironic username for a post ever.
This post was edited on 8/25/18 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:55 pm to Kafka
quote:
I presume this is some sort of druggie jargon
Oh, now the OT begins to judge? You frickwads.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:59 pm to MykTide
quote:
Most ironic username for a post ever.
This has turned into a learning experience for me. I'm glad I posted it, dweeb.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:02 pm to Kafka
I lived in Japan for a while and dated this very strong willed girl there. She took me on a surprise trip to meet her dad. It was a huge surprise when I found out her dad was my baseball manager who i despised and who also hated me. We were both really pissed at the chick and we were able to bond over that.
Funny side story I was a real power hitter and that douchebag always wanted me to bunt. Then in a pennant clinching game he told me to swing away but i squeeze bunted instead to win the game. F that guy. Nobody tells me what to do
Funny side story I was a real power hitter and that douchebag always wanted me to bunt. Then in a pennant clinching game he told me to swing away but i squeeze bunted instead to win the game. F that guy. Nobody tells me what to do
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:03 pm to MettShow69
Found out later why she ran into her house right after she blew me in the car. Her Gay Dad wanted her to spit my cum into his mouth.
Seeing him grin at me at times after that felt weird.
Seeing him grin at me at times after that felt weird.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:05 pm to MettShow69
Just a harrowing experience my first Christmas break from Cornell...
As if the delays weren’t bad enough, who wants to spend Christmas in Minnesota? The limousine nearly skidded off the road at least three times.
And her father...don’t get me started.
Typical Princeton fop. I eviscerated him in jai alai the next night.
Her mom was nice. Medicated, but nice.
As if the delays weren’t bad enough, who wants to spend Christmas in Minnesota? The limousine nearly skidded off the road at least three times.
And her father...don’t get me started.
Typical Princeton fop. I eviscerated him in jai alai the next night. Her mom was nice. Medicated, but nice.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:06 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
This has turned into a learning experience for me. I'm glad I posted it, dweeb.
Glad we could help you realize your shortcomings. Good luck in the future.
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:10 pm to BatonrougeCajun
But you had a hole in your swing.....
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