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re: Anybody had a hemorrhoid?
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:38 pm to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:38 pm to tgrbaitn08
I think this chick I used to date had a hemorrhoid. I just licked around it. She said it was a "skin tag", whatever the frick that means. Needless to say, we are not together anymore.
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:38 pm to ugastreaker
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Anybody had a hemorrhoid? by ugastreaker
I have Chrons... So what do you think. tell him to get it checked pronto............
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:39 pm to YoungManOldMan
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Get real good and drunk
Hate to that guy here but hemorrhoids are an early sign of liver disease/failure
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:41 pm to Bustedsack
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I think this chick I used to date had a hemorrhoid. I just licked around it.
bullshite/...............................
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:44 pm to dukke v
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I have Chrons...
Ha. Do you really not know how to spell the disease you have?
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:45 pm to dukke v
You sound like a BS expert
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:45 pm to RummelTiger
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Do you really not know how to spell the disease you have?
Please spell it for me.............
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:47 pm to dukke v
Crohn's you dummie
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:51 pm to TigersHuskers
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Crohn's you dummie
Whoops..................
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:53 pm to ugastreaker
If you've ever lifted heavy weights, you're almost guaranteed to have hemorrhoids. They're asymptomatic for most people.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:54 pm to dukke v
Nice fake disease
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:55 pm to TigersHuskers
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Nice fake disease
14 surgeries says I DON'T THINK SO.....
frick off PUNK... Merry XMAS.............
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:57 pm to dukke v
Merry Christmas you old drunk
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:59 pm to Bustedsack
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She said it was a "skin tag", whatever the frick that means.
It means she had genital warts. Eww
Posted on 12/26/17 at 12:03 am to Bustedsack
Posted on 12/26/17 at 1:12 am to Bustedsack
A good buddy would pop it with a needle for him.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 1:13 am to ugastreaker
If you catch a thrombosed one (the unbearable pain will be your clue) early enough, a surgeon can slice that bad boy open for you and massively relieve the pain. You're gonna have an audience though because the surgeons gonna need two assistants, one spreading each cheek, so the surgeon can get in there and get to slicing. It has to be done the first day or so after it goes all jihad on you though. At a certain point the recovery from the scalpel to the starfish would last longer than the remainder of the inflammation. Oh yeah, the surgeon is definitely going to jam a hypodermic needle full of lidocaine right into your starfish, so make sure you're committed.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 1:25 am
Posted on 12/26/17 at 1:18 am to 4LSU2
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If it is an external one, pop the fricker like a zit. The pain and smell is god awful, but the immediate relief is well worth it. He will need to pack his rectum with gauze for 12 hours, but hopefully his blood cells clog and he's back to normal in no time.
Yeah, when it comes to elements of my circulatory system, I like to do DIY treatments where I just hope for the best that the bleeding stops.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 1:28 am
Posted on 12/26/17 at 1:21 am to Volvagia
Posted on 12/26/17 at 2:56 am to Walt OReilly
This entire thread sounds so damn painful
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 2:57 am
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