Anybody had a hemorrhoid?

If it is an external one, pop the fricker like a zit. The pain and smell is god awful, but the immediate relief is well worth it. He will need to pack his rectum with gauze for 12 hours, but hopefully his blood cells clog and he's back to normal in no time.

I can't help you if it is an internal one.

More fiber in diet

Externals

I actually had this same experience a few weeks back...not only is it painful as hell, but it is just psychologically disturbing to have a damn big lump spring up overnight immediately adjacent to your a-hole.

Tell your buddy to get a large jug of miralax and plan to take a dose before bedtime for the rest of his life. Also, shite as soon as he needs to and don't linger on the shitter...get up when finished.

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Uh, thats an abscess. Not a hemorrhoid

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I know my a-hole better than you do.

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I know my a-hole better than you do.

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No you don’t

A hemorrhoid is a distended blood vessel. You did not pop that dummy. It would bleed like hell and you would need to go the ER.

NEVER....I repeat NEVER “pop” a hemorrhoid for frick sake

Get preparation h cream (cortisone1%) to shrink it, get some tucks or witch hazel pads to keep it clean and soothed

If it doesn’t start to get better in a couple days go to a doctor and drop your drawers like a man

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Went to a buddies house today and he seemed to be in some serious pain. Says he can hardly move without severe pain and that he can feel a rock hard lump by his rectum. Sounds like a bitch with not relief.

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Rectum, damn near killed him!

Tell him to draw hot bath and sit in it for 30 min. Do not attempt to pop the grape hanging from him arse.

Prep H and Tucks are the only other options.

Here is what I did when I had hemmroid pain last year.

1. Get real good and drunk.

2. Spend next two hours shitting small stick shits feeling like you’re passing a baby’s arm.

Feel better and prayers sent