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Anybody ever use Beano with success?

Posted on 4/6/25 at 3:46 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8222 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 3:46 pm
If so, does it actually work or is it just some BS drug that’s really just a placebo? It seem like it would work since the enzymes break down foodstuffs in your digestive tract for you.

It would be nice to relieve the discomfort of digestion and the embarrassment that comes with it.
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6240 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 3:48 pm to
you seem to have what i can only describe as a bizarre obsession with all things gas and poop
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
3177 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 3:49 pm to
Flatulence is fun and funny.

Why would I take something that prevents one from crop dusting random folks at HEB.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15498 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 3:52 pm to
You should try it for yourself.
Eat a big bowl of beans and give it a try.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68342 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 5:00 pm to
If you really want to turn this super power off, just eat low carb.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5970 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 5:06 pm to
It seems to lower the severity of certain ways my body responds to beans and cruciferous vegetables. Lessens but not a cureall.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70406 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

you seem to have what i can only describe as a bizarre obsession with all things gas and poop
quote:

pussywillows
I’m not obsessed with trees but I think we have some common interest.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144984 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 5:59 pm to
The absolute state of tOT
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23445 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:00 pm to
You wouldn't really know if it did, would you?
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14456 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:00 pm to
The time comes when we all have to make the tough decision to stop pounding beer every weekend.

The realization sucks, but make no mistake, it comes for everyone.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21281 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:08 pm to
My dad used to use it. He finally decided to just stop eating beans.
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
933 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:20 pm to
It’s raffinase enzyme to break down the raffinose in gassy foods that you couldn’t otherwise process (it’d be left to microbes that would make you lots of toots).

If my wife snuck that poison into my food I’d divorce her. I fart loud and proud.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
524 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
42118 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 7:02 pm to
After a couple of bowls of gumbo tonight, I’m thinking I might need to try it
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
1900 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 7:15 pm to
I’m confused … I thought this was going to be an app to hire cheap Mexican labor … but we talkin bout farts in here?
Posted by Metrybaw
Member since Apr 2022
205 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 7:46 pm to
Eggplant marinara gives me the gout farts.

IYKYK
This post was edited on 4/6/25 at 7:48 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8222 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

my wife snuck that poison into my food I’d divorce her. I fart loud and proud.


Does she return the favor by booty blasting around you?
Posted by ChuckM
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2006
1689 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 4:02 pm to
I’d rather fot.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7341 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 4:02 pm to


Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29220 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 4:07 pm to
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Yeah, this isn't the same thing at all. Beans, cabbage and other plant based foods contain raffinose, a sugar that our body cannot naturally digest. But our gut bacteria can ferment raffinose, which in turn produces carbon dioxide. Beano contains alpha-galactosidase which cleaves the alpha-1,6-glycosidic bonds in raffinose allowing our body to break down the simpler carbohydrates.

Gas-x contains simethicone which breaks apart gas bubbles in your stomach. This allows you to expel the gas orally.
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