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Anybody else’s dog have penis problems?
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:20 pm
Yes this is the same dog that also has leaky butt. This dog will just randomly get these massive erections that you can tell are uncomfortable for him. They usually seem to last between 15 and 30 minutes. I feel bad for him because it really seems to cause him a lot of discomfort. I also feel bad for myself because he has a crank like a baby’s arm. Anybody else’s dog have this issue.
INB4 stop giving him little blue pills
INB4 stop giving him little blue pills
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Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:22 pm to BOSCEAUX
Yeah... my step mom's. Apparently had terrible kidney stones leading to urinary tract infections, leading to a necrotic dick. It was basically a penis-ectomy or get put to sleep. He's been gone about 2 weeks now 
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:23 pm to MoarKilometers
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It was basically a penis-ectomy or get put to sleep. He's been gone about 2 weeks now
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:23 pm to BOSCEAUX
From the TD meme thread
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:23 pm to BOSCEAUX
Does your house smell of peanut butter? Could be triggering the red rocket. You know, Pavlov’s law and all
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:24 pm to MoarKilometers
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Apparently had terrible kidney stones leading to urinary tract infections
He pisses normal and there isn’t any blood in it.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:25 pm to BOSCEAUX
Yep. Mine keeps a tube of red lipstick between his legs. Not sure what that’s about
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:25 pm to BOSCEAUX
Get him a personal bitch to take care of his problem.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:26 pm to 0x15E
These aren’t normal lipsticks. He can barely walk when it happens.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:27 pm to BOSCEAUX
Imagine being contained in someone's house your entire life and never having access to a pussy of your species and think of just how hard your dick would get from time to time.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:27 pm to BOSCEAUX
Just bend over for him. Seems like you're interested in his "crank"
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:28 pm to BOSCEAUX
Take care of your Bro… give him a Handy to help him, quit being a dick.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:32 pm to BOSCEAUX
its just a dog, do you know how many humans are walking around with real life dick problems right now?
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:33 pm to BOSCEAUX
My dog had that and it ended up being something with his heart causing it. We unfortunately weren’t able to save him, but I’d get it checked out.
No matter how weird it is, try and video it for the vet. That dog was my bud, and I wish I’d have taken him to the vet sooner.
No matter how weird it is, try and video it for the vet. That dog was my bud, and I wish I’d have taken him to the vet sooner.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 2:33 pm to BOSCEAUX
Make a fist
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:07 pm to BOSCEAUX
Sorry bro it’s time to put the dog down. It’s better to do it too early then wait too late. Go to the pound and get another pet the next day. It will help ease the pain.
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:09 pm to BOSCEAUX
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:14 pm to BOSCEAUX
Bro what’s weird is that you are paying attention to that shite. Bring him to the vet if you are that concerned with his red rocket.
This post was edited on 7/21/22 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:15 pm to BOSCEAUX
Just help your friend out and jerk him off
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