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Anybody Else Wrap Christmas Presents Like A 5 Year Old
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:57 pm
It looks like a blind, one-armed first grader did the wrapping. I'm bad with presents but I keep it under wraps.
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Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:59 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:01 pm to pioneerbasketball
Yes. Its the one time every year I get my wife back for her chronic dishwasher loading ignorance.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:01 pm to pioneerbasketball
You my Arky boy, Pioneer! 
Some items are simply not wrapable. (A tricycle?)
Keep being you.
In b4 “My Personal Assistant wraps for me”.
Some items are simply not wrapable. (A tricycle?)
Keep being you.
In b4 “My Personal Assistant wraps for me”.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:02 pm to pioneerbasketball
I tell my wife I wrap them that bad so she'll do it, but really it's the best I can do.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:03 pm to pioneerbasketball
Yeah I’m an awful wrapper. I wrapped one this afternoon for my wife and it was the best one yet.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:06 pm to pioneerbasketball
Practice makes perfect.
Try a few times on a box laying around the house.
Try a few times on a box laying around the house.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:06 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:06 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
You my Arky boy, Pioneer!
quote:
Keep being you.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:08 pm to 82fumanchu
I fricking died laughing
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
I find a box to put a gift in, tape that bitch up, but a bow and card on it and that's how I wrap.
frick all that wrapping paper nonsense. Most of the gifts I buy are for kids anyway and they don't want to have to tear through all that bullshite to see what they got. All of that wrapping paper creates a bunch of mess anyway.
They get my gift, they pull of the ribbon, rip open the box and pull out their gift.
frick all that wrapping paper nonsense. Most of the gifts I buy are for kids anyway and they don't want to have to tear through all that bullshite to see what they got. All of that wrapping paper creates a bunch of mess anyway.
They get my gift, they pull of the ribbon, rip open the box and pull out their gift.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:21 pm to pioneerbasketball
I'll start out wrapping a perfectly square or rectangular box, it turns out alright, and I get overconfident.
The moment I move on to something asymmetrical, my wrapping skills devolve like I had a stroke. I somehow then manage to screw up the previously easy boxes too.
Happens every year. It's uncanny.
The moment I move on to something asymmetrical, my wrapping skills devolve like I had a stroke. I somehow then manage to screw up the previously easy boxes too.
Happens every year. It's uncanny.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
I do this shite on purpose.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 10:11 pm to pioneerbasketball
Yep
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:32 am to pioneerbasketball
I can’t wrap a gift for shite.
And I’m extremely artistic. I can do pretty much anything that requires good hand skills, have done clay sculpting without training, do hand-cut custom matting and framing, etc. But despite all of my artistic ability, I can’t wrap a damn gift.
And I’m extremely artistic. I can do pretty much anything that requires good hand skills, have done clay sculpting without training, do hand-cut custom matting and framing, etc. But despite all of my artistic ability, I can’t wrap a damn gift.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:36 am to pioneerbasketball
I don’t
Five-year-olds wrap much better than I do.
Gift bags for the MF’ing win!
Five-year-olds wrap much better than I do.
Gift bags for the MF’ing win!
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:43 am to pioneerbasketball
I gave up long ago being a good gift wrapper. I'm either gonna make it a joke at how shitty it's wrapped or get someone else to do it. Or bag it
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:49 am to Walt OReilly
quote:
Practice makes perfect.
Try a few times on a box laying around the house.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:51 am to genro
We need to wake up Pecker’s lazy arse to get in here and tell you pussies how to giftwap
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:52 am to genro
Buddy of mine from high school spent his teens and college years wrapping for J.C Penny, then later Macy’s during December and a few days in January to supplement his allowance.
It’s pretty straightforward. Once you master the double reverse fold under/tape method, you’ll have seamless packaging for life.
It’s pretty straightforward. Once you master the double reverse fold under/tape method, you’ll have seamless packaging for life.
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