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re: Any Ole salty sea dogs on here? I need a crash course in sailing lingo

Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:57 am to
Posted by Beachtiger
Bomba Shack
Member since Apr 2007
4131 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:57 am to
Just tell the crew "its your turn in the barrel" and they'll take care of you.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:58 am to
quote:

If a sailor says something you don't understand, he's talking about a dick he sucked or took in the butt.


Hoist the main - become erect
Man the jib - grab erection
Scuttlebutt - where you place said erection
Anchor down - give er hell

Eta:
Before he could anchor down in the scuttlebutt, Captain Fairbush bad to hoist the main and and man the jib
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 12:02 pm
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
492 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:59 am to
Abeam Off to the side of a vessel at right angles to the boat’s centerline.
Aboard On or in the boat
Anchor A device used to hold a boat to the sea bottom
Aft At, near or towards the stern.
Apparent Wind The wind that flows over a moving boat, which is a result of the “true wind” affected by the movement of
the boat.
Appendage An underwater fin such as a centerboard dagger board, t\leeboard or rudder.
Astern Behind the boat
Backing Pushing out a sail so that the wind fills it from the opposite side. Used to slow a boat or turn the bow
away away from the wind when in irons; back winding – a sail backwinds with the wind funneling on the
wrong side.
Bailer A device used to remove water from the boat. A bailer is required equipment for a Sabot.
Batten Thin fiberglass or wood slats that are inserted in the leech (outside) of the sail for added support.
Beam Maximum width of a boat; beam reach – sailing at approximately 90 degrees to the wind with the wind
coming from abeam and the sails eased about half way.
Beat Advance to windward on alternate tacks; beating – to sail to windward, close-hauled, tacking to make
way to windward.
Bitter end End of a line.
Block A pulley that is encased in its own housing. A block will help to add purchase when pulling on a line. It is
important to use the correct size line with the blocks on your boat.
Bolt rope Sewn around luff and foot of sails to give added strength to sail where it attaches to mast or boom.
Boom Horizontal spar that supports the foot (bottom) of the sail. Named for the sound it makes when it hits
someone’s head.
Boom Vang A line that runs from the boom to the base of the mast. The vang helps keep the boom down and tighten
the back (leech) of the sail.
Bow The forward part of a boat, the pointy end.
Bow Line Also known as a painter. The bow line is used to tie the boat to the dock or to a tow line. Minimum 10
foot bowline is required equipment. Best if at least ¼” in diameter.
Broad Reach Sailing with the wind coming over the rear corner of the boat (quarter), or with the bow approximately
120-160 degrees from the source (eye) of the wind.
By-the-lee Running with the wind on the same side as the boom, increasing the possibility of an accidental jibe.
Burgee A flag, often triangular, that serves as the unique emblem for each yacht club.
Capsize A boat turned over on its side or upside down (turtled).
Cast off To untie a line and let it go, or remove a line from a cleat and let it go.
Catamaran A boat with two parallel hulls.
Centerboard A thin, wide blade going down through the bottom of the hull in the center of the boat. This blade helps to
keep the boat from going sideways in the water. It serves the same purpose as a leeboard or a dagger
board.
Center of Effort Center of sail area, the focal point of the forces generated by the sail area.
Center of lateral resistance Center of underwater hull profile, the focal point of the forces generated by the underwater
foils.
Cleat A fitting where a line can be secured.
Clew The aft lower corner of the sail is the clew. It is where the foot and the leech of the sail meet.
Close-hauled Sailing as close to the wind as possible.
Close reach Sailing with the wind forward of the beam, or with the bow approximately 60 degrees from the eye of the
wind.
Clove Hitch Similar to two half hitch knot. Most often used to hang fenders over side of boat for protection.
Course The direction a boat is steered to reach a destination; or the compass heading; or the angle a boat is
sailing relative to the wind.
Crew The people who help the helmsperson sail a boat.
Cockpit Open part of boat.
Cunningham A control line used to tension the forward edge (luff) of a sail, similar to a downhaul.
Dagger board Foil raised and lowered vertically used to reduce leeway, different from centerboard which is pivoted
instead of raised.
Dinghy An open boat, or one partially decked over without a cabin.
Dolly A lightweight trailer that is used to move boats from their storage rack to the launch dock.
Duct Tape A heavy duty, usually gray tape that will fix almost anything at least temporarily. You can never have
enough.
Ease To slack a line or sail, ie. To “sheet” out.
Eye of the Wind From the source of the wind; directly into the direction from which the wind is blowing from, the no-sailzone.
Fairlead Block or fitting used to change the direction of a running line such a jib sheet.
Feathering Sailing upwind so close to the wind that the forward edge of the sail is stalling or luffing, slightly thus
reducing the power generated by the sail and the angle of heel without stalling completely.
Fenders Cushions to reduce the chafe between a boat and the dock or other boats
Fiberglass Most modern boats are made of fiberglass. It is a woven material impregnated with a liquid resin that is
very stiff when the resin dries.
Figure 8 knot Stopper knot in the shape of an “8” used for the end of a line to prevent it from passing through a fairlead
or eye.
Fleet For racing purposes, sailors are grouped in fleets according to experience. The Sabot “A” fleet is the
more advanced group, with B, C and C3 fleets being progressively more basic.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:59 am to
Port = 4 letters
Left = 4 letters

Easy way to remember
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98152 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:02 pm to
Google "Barnacle Bill the Sailor." That'll tell you all you need to know.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25483 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:03 pm to
PIIHB

(put it in her bilge)
Posted by cajuncarguy
On the road...Again!
Member since Jun 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20357 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:16 pm to
If you go into port in the Philippines, remember that for $5 you can get a Filipino hooker to do anything.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Starboard = right Port = left



"The sailor Left Port"
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43080 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:20 pm to
Port = left.

Think "port o let"
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:20 pm to
If he asks to see your dingy, whip it out
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155447 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:22 pm to
Lighthouse was a great early 2000s band
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

If you go into port in the Philippines, remember that for $5 you can get a Filipino hooker to do anything.

And for $10, it'll actually be a woman.
Posted by Wortivi22
Land of Mini Vans
Member since Dec 2007
855 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:34 pm to
Ropes controlling the sails are not ropes or lines, they are sheets.

Also, if you want to know how to tell if there are sharks in the water, dip your finger in the water and taste it. If it is salty, there are sharks there.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8607 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

life vest


pfd
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:44 pm to
Just tell him you know the ropes about how to smash his daughters gash and that you like the cut of his jib when it comes to musical taste.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6750 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65491 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:57 pm to
bowline
square
hitch
half-hitch

learn these knots. that will be plenty
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103000 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:58 pm to
This is invaluable info. And quite timely.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4708 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:59 pm to
If someone says they like the cut of your jib, they aren't talking about a sail. That's all I got.
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