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Any of you baws missing your power saw? You should ask your wife where it went.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:05 am
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:05 am
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Based on the video, IWHI
ETA: thanks LSUcajun77 for the pics
quote:
SUGAR LAND, Texas (CBSDFW.COM) – A woman was caught on camera using a power saw to break into a Houston-area Botox clinic and steal anti-aging products, police say.
Police in Sugar Land said the burglary happened at the Botox RN MD Spa on Southwest Freeway on Friday at around 8:25 p.m.
Surveillance video shows the woman driving up in her Mercedes SUV and walking up to the front of the building with a power saw in hand. It appears she tried to break in through different windows until she was able to cut through one area of glass. The woman then walks in and leaves with the product.
The spa’s owner talked to KTRK about the incident and how shocking the video is. “Looks like the average soccer mom in a Mercedes trying to break into your business,” Alonzo Perez told KTRK.
Based on the video, IWHI
ETA: thanks LSUcajun77 for the pics
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 9:23 am
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:08 am to VolsOut4Harambe
I wanna be that door handle
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:08 am to VolsOut4Harambe
i can't figure out if i'm amazed at her determination or surprised by her awful stupidity.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:12 am to Chad504boy
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at her determination or surprised by her awful stupidity.
same here
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:15 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Bruh, would it be so hard to post a pic so I don’t have to go through all of the extra effort to click the link??
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:18 am to LSUvegasbombed
Who parks like that.
eta-Appears to have a healthy set of cans.
Likely purchased.
eta-Appears to have a healthy set of cans.
Likely purchased.
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 9:19 am
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:20 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Dem titties tho
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:24 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:27 am to BuckyCheese
quote:And a healthy set of balls.
Appears to have a healthy set of cans.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:32 am to dawg23
Looking forward to when she is inevitably caught, and we can see her IG.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:34 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:40 am to LSUcajun77
Approximately 1500 people have recognized her by now. 23 of them know about the $5k reward. 11 have called to claim the reward. She will be arrested by lunch tomorrow.
4 of them made a deal with her to not turn her in.
4 of them made a deal with her to not turn her in.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:07 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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A woman was caught on camera using a power saw to break into a Houston-area Botox clinic and steal anti-aging products, police say.
I saw this episode on Law and Order. When they catch her and she goes to trial, she will plead not guilty due to some sort of menopausal-hormone-rage-psychosis thing causing her to not know what she was doing.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:13 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Based on the video, IWHI
Damn straight.
I like a woman that fights off age.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:13 am to LSUGrad9295
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sort of menopausal-hormone-rage-psychosis thing causing her to not know what she was doing.
Sadly, that is an actual thing.
I can't tell you how many times the Mrs. has put things in drawers or cabinets where they don't belong and then argue with me that they've always gone there.
Last night, she was looking for something that should have been on her bedside table. I jokingly told her to look in the drawer with kitchen utensils. Turns out I was right.
Menopause sucks arse.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:21 am to VolsOut4Harambe
This is up there with the dumbest criminals Ive ever seen
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:33 am to LSUcajun77
Yoga pants and the Mercedes ML 350. She just needs a Whole Foods, non disposable shopping bag.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:44 am to LSUcdro
She doesn't GAF.
I mean she used a power saw, her own car, no disguise.
She's setting up a temp insanity defense and it's probably gonna work, esp. if the judge is an older white male.
I mean she used a power saw, her own car, no disguise.
She's setting up a temp insanity defense and it's probably gonna work, esp. if the judge is an older white male.
Posted on 8/27/19 at 11:19 am to VetteGuy
Not wearing safety glasses 
Posted on 8/27/19 at 11:24 am to VolsOut4Harambe
It's her husbands fault for not buying her botox!
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