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re: Any of y'all ever get a professional massage before - how was it?

Posted on 6/10/20 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102385 posts
Posted on 6/10/20 at 10:03 pm to
Nothing better than 4 Asian hands at the same time.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 6/10/20 at 10:04 pm to
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I have yet to figure out how a franchisee makes money and why an LMT would want to work for them, especially when you factor in their long hours of operation.


Oh that's simple. When starting out, very few LMTs have the business background nor the financial backing to just start right away. They have to build a client base and a reputation first.

My wife had to work for multiple companies to build a sustainable client base in addition to her business. We averaged $5,000-$6,000 deficits every year for the first couple of years before finally turning a profit in year 3.

Over the course of that time, she's been certified in Zen, Swedish, Triggerpoint, Thai, Thai Yoga, Watsu (Shiatzu in water), Graston, CLT and Cranialsacral disciplines.
This post was edited on 6/10/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39275 posts
Posted on 6/10/20 at 10:21 pm to
Without the quotes. I will say that a little asian woman walking on you back is better than any happy ending
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 6/10/20 at 10:24 pm to
I prefer Thai massage. It’s a stretch/massage in one.
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13877 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 8:02 am to
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quote:

thai massage


Pics please




Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 11:02 am to
That soothing background music? That's not for you. That's for the practitioner so she doesn't kill you.
Posted by rrarr
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2016
276 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 11:04 am to
Yep.
Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff
Boise ID
Member since Jan 2008
5789 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 11:24 am to
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Had a deep tissue massage once and was sore for 3 days.

same here. i was coming off an ironman and felt like there were "knots" in the muscles of my legs and went for a massage. it hurt like hell and i was as sore as i was before. haven't had a massage since
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36771 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 11:56 am to
Had a couples massage at Sandals Royal Bahamian, worth every penny.
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20408 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:03 pm to
It's the toxins in your muscles being released back until the bloodstream and surrounding tissues.. you have to extra hydrate before and after or it will leave you feeling like you describe.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23568 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:04 pm to
There’s the Chinese massage place in Madisonville.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:06 pm to
I've had two - one from an older woman, one from a big jacked (but very gay) Ukranian dude. They both hurt like hell and I didn't think they were worth the price just to feel like I'd played a game of rugby the next day. Also, it's supposed to be relaxing but I could never get over the awkwardness of some stranger rubbing all over me for an hour (I know plenty of people pay good money for that).

I've heard that these Asian places actually give the best massages and I've been tempted, but I don't think I'll have much luck explaining to Officer Neck-Kneeler that I was just here for a legit massage when they storm in and bust Mama-san and Ling Ling for running a prostitution ring.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:35 pm to
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Also, it's supposed to be relaxing


Are you sure? It's supposed to be therapeutic. Sometimes therapy hurts.
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