re: Any more embarrassing feeling than getting the runs in public

No, I am not. Ibe known thendude whom you speak of for a long time on different georgia sites and he's a nice guy but I am most certainly not him. I respect and understand his opinions but they are not my own and i will not say more.

Fattie problems.

Yes, just about the time the plane begins to take off.........

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It is amazing how you will scan every shrub, parked car, and trash can as a potential spot to pop a squat with the least number of people seeing you.

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I've had close calls at Walmart. I swear freak Walmart for only having one stall in each bathroom. I would go to the bathroom in the front and somebody is in it and I have to power walk all the way to the back and get lucky in time. That is the worst feeling oh shyt I'm about to shyt on myself in Walmart.

If it was medieval times he could have shite in the street with no problem

London was covered in feces

A gentleman walking with a lady always walked next to the wall so if somebody emptied their shite bucket out the window it would splash on him instead of her. Learned that in English class when we studied Shakespeare.

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Yeah,!the rest of my family was going on a trip up north to near Wisconsin. How does that affect anything?

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Because it's twice as awkward to be walking/riding with someone when you get hit with the queasy-runs feeling. Because that always just so happens to be a moment when the person is talking to you incessantly about something that somehow requires your full attention and response, and all you want to do is say "Shut the frick up!"

But you can't really say that because not only is it mean, you literally can't talk at all because you might lose concentration on keeping your butthole clenched so you just nod your head while missing everything they say.

Then they inevitably start looking for your response and say things like, "What do you think of that?" or "What would you have done in that situation?"

So you say, "Uh yeah, I know" or "Uhhh I mean, I guess," neither of which actually answers their question, which they point out to you.

So then you start getting irritable and a bit pale and clammy and they think you're mad at them, so they start asking, "Are you okay?" or "Did I do/say something wrong?"

And you give a quick "No," "not at all."

Then you start wondering if they've ever had this experience - Like why the hell don't they see that I need to shite really bad and just don't want to talk? Isn't it blatantly obvious? What is wrong with THEM? It's them! Not me....

Then it's right about the time you reach a bathroom, and you just head in without saying anything and shite your brains out.

Then you feel a LOT better, and you emerge from the bathroom like your old, happy self. Ready to hang out and talk and be a friend/spouse/whatever.

But now they're upset with you and/or think they've done something to upset you and feel bad about it.

And that affects the rest of the time spent together. Because you could just tell them why you were acting irritable, but most likely, they are a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're into that kind of thing...not that there's anything wrong with that....) and you remember that the end of the time spent together could result in sexy times and admitting that you had explosive diarrhea in a public restroom pretty much kills that.

So you spend the next few hours trying to be extra nice so that they are no longer worried/upset with you.

That's why they asked if you were alone. Because if you were alone, it's a whole hell of a lot easier to handle the runs in public.

I used to work in a gym. People wouldn't use towels in s gym if they realized how often people shite, pee, and bleed on towels. Maids cleaning up crap is part of the job unfortunately