re: Any more embarrassing feeling than getting the runs in public

I took a blowout shite in the stall of a car wash on Christmas night many, many years ago.

Deposited $0.50 and courteously washed it down the drain using the spot-free rinse setting to avoid spraying turd debris everywhere.

Expert level.

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There is nothing worse than having to shite in a port a potty roasting in 95° heat that gets used by 150 construction workers who only have a taco truck for lunch.

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When I used to race motocross, the port a potties were the worst. There was one practically abandoned track that would leave the gate open and let people show up and ride if they wanted, but they didn't maintain the track. The port a potty hadn't been cleaned in months. The crap was practically cresting through the toilet seat. There were these gigantic worm s like a foot long all over the crap inside the potty - we called them the potty monsters. Even at a maintained track there's like 1 or 2 potties with a couple hundred people using them - all baking in La. summer heat
I had a regimen where I'd take 2-3 Immodium the night before, then another 1 or 2 in the morning to lock shite down so I wouldn't have to use the port a potties. Worked like a charm for years.